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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
Yes been posted before a while back, but it made me chuckle rereading it again :)

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ......Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Love them!!
#2
Rofllllllllllllllll
#3
[B]and still men are more useful them women[/B]
#4
qazim
[B]and still men are more useful them women[/B]


OO dear wait for the rants now :p
#5
nnah, was meant as a bit of fun, no need to get riled :-D
#6
homer_213
OO dear wait for the rants now :p


lol im am waiting

AND STILL men are more successful people In the world!!
#7
Women cant even open their own bottle of wine, how far you gonna get without us :p
#8
you missed one

Men are like ...... floor tiles - lay them right the first time and you can walk over them for years!
#9
vixygwim
You said the C word, infraction cometh your way.


LOL
#10
women are like thrush!!!irritating c&*nts
banned#11
Aquatic
you missed one

Men are like ...... floor tiles - lay them right the first time and you can walk over them for years!



Never a truer word spoken ;-)
#12
Soon. 8. 45mins.
#13
im still waiting for the fireworks. Or do women know the men are more successful then them to?

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