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Lulu'sMammy Avatar
9y, 7m agoPosted 9 years, 7 months ago
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather ........ Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders ........ You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .... Department Stores ....... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ....... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Lulu'sMammy Avatar
9y, 7m agoPosted 9 years, 7 months ago
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#1
lol some true statements, but you cant live without us :)
#2
Come to the other side :evil: :evil: :evil:
#3
:giggle: i liked the commerical one
#4
snowstorms was the one for me!
#5
Lulu'sMammy

12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.


If we ever get our signatures back can I borrow this one??
#6
Lulu'sMammy
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather ........ Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders ........ You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .... Department Stores ....... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ....... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Sounds like you have been so unlucky! :-(
#7
Most of the things on that list can be said about women aswell...:giggle:
#8
Lulu'sMammy
1. Women are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Women are like. ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Women are like ...Weather ........ Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Women are like ....Blenders ........ You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Women are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Women are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Women are like .... Department Stores ....... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Women are like ...Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Women are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10 Women are like . Popcorn ....... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Women are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Women are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Women are like ... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Yeah, Some of them work! :-D
#9
you must have a lot of time on your hands to do that!
#10
crazylegs
Most of the things on that list can be said about women aswell...:giggle:


Absolutely, all of these are just as applicable to some women. In fact, it would of been more amusing if it was edited, substituting the word 'men' for 'women'

There's a thought!
#11
men are like - floor tiles. If you lay them right you can walk over them for years!
#12
blenders one cracked me up...*looks at his rarely used blender*
#13
Lulu'sMammy
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather ........ Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders ........ You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .... Department Stores ....... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ....... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


i like it :giggle:

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