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Men are happier people! Do you agree?

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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four- eyes.

EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50.

* None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

* A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

* A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush- toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

* A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,

* answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments

* and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:
#2
snowtiger
Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:


too true!:thumbsup:
#3
Is this get at men time? :?
#4
snowtiger
Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:


kidcat
too true!:thumbsup:


+1
#5
snowtiger
Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:

+ 5 billion! They are right grumpy poo's!
#6
snowtiger;4566835
Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:


kidcat;4566860
too true!:thumbsup:


ilovepink;4566907
+1



That's just not being fair! :):-D
#7
mikebike
Is this get at men time? :?


Welcome to the daytime misc.

Most of the men are out working...
#8
grex9101
Welcome to the daytime misc.

Most of the men are out working...


But I am! from home to be true but i am working (honest):oops:
#9
They are admittedly quite funny, and yes - I'm female!!
#10
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

:thumbsup:
This one is especially true - sorry ladies :whistling:
#11
...and some of us guys are happy and dont give a flying ***** :w00t:
#12
We are simpler creatures. Give us food, beer and sex and we are basically satisfied. Simplicity = bliss.

Women are more complex, competitive and acutely aware of social nuances.

They've also got breasts, which makes them very yummy :) (but also a bit grumpy sometimes)
#13
starsparkle2311
not a member of the mile-high club then?


Course I am Sparkle....I'm always tripping the light fantastic.... :-D :p
#14
starsparkle2311
lol, same as me then i'm always tripping......................

only joking before you imagine I'm some sort of druggie, hahaha


lol...too late, I already had you down for the magic mushroom type of tripper :w00t:
#15
starsparkle2311
LOM give me food, beer and sex and I'm happy!!!!

Unfortunately, it's living in a man's world that makes me grumpy, then again the thought of living in a woman's world makes me wanna run for the hills,lol, scary!!!!


Yep, all makes sense to me. Btw, we're having a food and beer party at ours tonight. You are welcome to come along and see what we are having for dessert. :)
#16
Too true!

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