Men are like......... - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HUKD, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HUKD app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

Men are like.........

dmissy13 Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a small sausage...

Men are like...Laxatives............ The irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like...Bananas.............. They older they get the less firm they are.
Men are like...Weather.............. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like...Blenders.............. You need one but your not quite sure why.
Men are like...Chocolate bars..... Sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for your hips.
Men are like...Commercials......... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like...Department stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like...Government bonds. They take soooooo long to mature.
men are like...Mascara............... They usually run at the first sight of emotion.
men are like...Popcorn............... They satisfy you but only for a little while.
Men are like...Snowstorms.......... You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get or how long it will last.
Men are like...Lava Lamps........... Fun to look at but not very bright.
Men are like...Parking spots........ All the good ones are taken.
dmissy13 Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
Options

All Comments

(9) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
banned#1
Foul sexist filth
#2
Ha Brilliant!!
#3
but the biggest thing (that isn't included) is that women need us men for procreation......that makes us the dominant force.....hahahahahaha
#4
Men are like...Awesome.................................. They have memories that recall this thread has been posted before:

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/192149/men-are-like/
#5
:-D:-D
#6
expired and spammed ALL MEN DO THE SAME!
#7
jackt010
expired and spammed ALL MEN DO THE SAME!


If you expire it, it can't be spammed. :)
#8
HAHAHA! Women are so stupid and they all smell horrible...

Lazy, small-breasted, fat, insane tarts...

Why is it ok to be sexist towards men? Oh, that's right, it isn't. Sorry you've ended up with someone with the above qualities but not my fault.
#9
jackt010;2472005
expired and spammed ALL MEN DO THE SAME!


Please note:

* Inappropriate use of the expiry and spam buttons may lead to a ban from the forums.
:p

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!