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Men are like.....One for the girlies

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an …
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.





2 Men are like. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.



4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.



5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.


7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!


8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.



9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12! Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.


13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Ah yes moan about us but who would rescue you from scary spiders?:)
#2
mikebike
Ah yes moan about us but who would rescue you from scary spiders?:)


Me cos i like spiders!!!;-)
#3
pcnutta
Me cos i like spiders!!!;-)
Are you the only one then?:)
#4
mikebike
Ah yes moan about us but who would rescue you from scary spiders?:)

spiders dont bother me either :p
#5
MissRoo
spiders dont bother me either :p
That makes two of you, who would of thought that was possible:)
#6
mikebike
That makes two of you, who would of thought that was possible:)

some boys dont like spiders you know! :shock:
#7
MissRoo
some boys dont like spiders you know! :shock:
Who tell me?:)
#9
mikebike
Who tell me?:)


I dont, like BG-they put the willies up me:whistling:
#10
Hairy men are more scarey to me than spiders...
#11


Its the way I tell 'em, much funnier than that post:whistling:
#12
skusey
I dont, like BG-they put the willies up me:whistling:



ohhh errr dnt admit that in public;-) al though each to there own;-)
#13
pcnutta
Hairy men are more scarey to me than spiders...


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/275.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/394.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/he_did_it_for_dale.jpg
#14
Why are women like snow flakes??

They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face......

“Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and don't want to get hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't so good but easy. So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top becuase they value quality.”
#15
skusey
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/275.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/394.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/he_did_it_for_dale.jpg


OMG I must have an issue with hairy men! cos i really am terrified of them!!
Its a question i ask before jumping in bed... erm are you hairy?:oops:
#16
skusey
I dont, like BG-they put the willies up me:whistling:

see!
mikebike
Who tell me?:)

and my bf for a start! .. but loads of others will, not just girls :p
#17
pcnutta
Hairy men are more scarey to me than spiders...

*shudder* i agree .. too much hair is bad.

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