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Men-are you "basically useless"??

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Note the quotation marks(thank you mrs barky)-so,I cant draw,cant mould play doh into ANYTHING recognisable,cant build flat pack furniture,understand ZERO about cars,cant sew,cant iron and,other than … Read More
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Note the quotation marks(thank you mrs barky)-so,I cant draw,cant mould play doh into ANYTHING recognisable,cant build flat pack furniture,understand ZERO about cars,cant sew,cant iron and,other than a home made lasagne or bolognese,cant cook anything that isnt microwaveable.

Anyone else for the useless b****** club??
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Sorry mate. I am able to breath AND walk at the same time. This constitutes multi-tasking in my opinion!
I also once managed to wipe my own backside (the rest of the time I need to read the instructrions on the bog roll if you beleive my wife!)
#2
Utoh.......

you musta REALLY made her mad today :w00t:

Remind her you got babies together so you did at least one thing right.............. :whistling:;-)
#3
ClarityofMind
Utoh.......

you musta REALLY made her mad today :w00t:

Remind her you got babies together so you did at least one thing right.............. :whistling:;-)


I just got lucky-apparently-FIVE TIMES!!
#4
minifish33
Sorry mate. I am able to breath AND walk at the same time. This constitutes multi-tasking in my opinion!
I also once managed to wipe my own backside (the rest of the time I need to read the instructrions on the bog roll if you beleive my wife!)

breathing AND walking?? sounds a bit complicated
#5
barky
I just got lucky-apparently-FIVE TIMES!!


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#6
Yep...in the completely useless category me :roll:
#7
I came home from work and made my own dinner of a lovely casserole, missus is working away overnight and she will come home tommorow morning to some lovely soaked dishes that just need a quick wipe, aint I good to her.
#8
milewide
I came home from work and made my own dinner of a lovely casserole, missus is working away overnight and she will come home tommorow morning to some lovely soaked dishes that just need a quick wipe, aint I good to her.


It's blokes like you that give us all a bad name!!! :x
#9
I not totally useless as i do have some talents, but saying them here may get me banned.
#10
I got rid of mine, now I have to do all my own cooking, ironing, washing, etc.........

That'll teach her....! :oops:
#11
milewide
I came home from work and made my own dinner of a lovely casserole, missus is working away overnight and she will come home tommorow morning to some lovely soaked dishes that just need a quick wipe, aint I good to her.


you spoil that woman!
#12
jonb2412
I got rid of mine, now I have to do all my own cooking, ironing, washing, etc.........

That'll teach her....! :oops:


:w00t: PMSL...
banned#13
I'm not, but I can manage to avoid a lot of the stuff the OP mentioned.

I could clean, but I have a cleaner.

I can't draw, but I know a lot of professional artists who can decorate my home.

I can't do much on a car, but I've dated a mechanic and remained friends.;-)

I can cook though.:whistling:
banned#14
if you cant set up furniture you aint no man!
banned#15
kapows
if you cant set up furniture you aint no man!


I used to enjoy putting flatpack furniture together:oops:

It's just like a big puzzle.
#16
We provide sperm, anything else is a bonus! :-D
#17
sorry darlin i have to agree with Mrs Barky..................question: what do men and a chef who keeps dropping his pancakes have in common? Answer: they are both useless T******S. There are a few exceptions out there, but i certainly havent got one.:roll::roll:
#18
1. Me go work. Make big heap money.
2. Her fix house. Her go shopping. Spend big heap money.
3. GOTO 1
#19
I can do anything, i'm Yosser Hugh's
#20
Women can be just as useless when it suits them
#21
fireheaven
Women can be just as useless when it suits them


:p Best way to get a bloke to do something ...is to tell him that he cant !!:)
#22
Hmmm....women are completely irrational at times and a lot of there reasons behind things doesn't make any sense to anyone but themselves....I feel like going on a rant about women to counter this thread. :giggle:
#23
realfriendlyman
Hmmm....women are completely irrational at times and a lot of there reasons behind things doesn't make any sense to anyone but themselves....I feel like going on a rant about women to counter this thread. :giggle:


Heh Heh...Better get the body armour ready then RFM lol
#24
Rockhound
Heh Heh...Better get the body armour ready then RFM lol


I can take it, if I can listen to my mum preying to god that I die earlier today and then burst into tears after she went on like I betrayed her and said I'm no longer her son and she's not going to leave me a penny when she passes away....she went mad for something minor that could of been talked about. :roll:
#25
Rockhound
:p Best way to get a bloke to do something ...is to tell him that he cant !!:)


lol you may have a point there, we've had a dripping tap for a while [1] & it was one of those roundtuit jobs, my missus said when are you going to do that tap, when i get time, right she said i will get my dad to fix it. I was out & back within half an hour with a new tap from B&Q & i had it fitted that very morning.

[1] dripping for ages & ages !
#26
Spod
1. Me go work. Make big heap money.
2. Her fix house. Her go shopping. Spend big heap money.
3. GOTO 1


Uh, um... Who make fire?! Ugg

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