Men......Do You Sit Or Stand??............ - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HotUKDeals, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HotUKDeals app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

Men......Do You Sit Or Stand??............

£0.00 @
.............when having a pee? Strange question to ask but a woman I work with told us today that she makes her hubby sit down so he doesnt sprinkle when he tinkles! I couldnt stop laughing, but… Read More
bitseylango Avatar
7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
.............when having a pee?

Strange question to ask but a woman I work with told us today that she makes her hubby sit down so he doesnt sprinkle when he tinkles!
I couldnt stop laughing, but then another woman said she tells her hubby to do this also. Is it more common than I thought?? :O)
bitseylango Avatar
7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
Options

All Comments

(114) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
Page:
#1
My men sit! x
#2
ClarityofMind
My men sit! x


really?? Im shocked................have I taught mine the wrong way to do it?
#3
jesus if a woman told me how to go the toilet i would tell her to BLEEP right off

any man who is toilet trained by his missus needs serious help and how the hell does any women know what a man is doing in the bog when the door is closed/locked
#4
depends if I'm tired or not, if im at home or work, if its woody or not. There are so many factors to take into account. It is not such a simple question IMO. It's like asking 'what do you think of life?'. :)
#5
shedboy66
jesus if a woman told me how to go the toilet i would tell her to BLEEP right off

any man who is toilet trained by his missus needs serious help


thats what I thought...........if he chose to pee like this then fine, but she tells him to!
#6
hdizzle
depends if I'm tired or not, if im at home or work, if its woody or not. There are so many factors to take into account. It is not such a simple question IMO. It's like asking 'what do you think of life?'. :)


wow.........never realised it was so complex :p
#7
bitseylango
really?? Im shocked................have I taught mine the wrong way to do it?


If I catch em standing I put my hand in the flow and flick it at em :giggle:

Nah, I'm sure you've done it right, the women just rule in this house ;-)

We only have one loo, in a big 4 bed semi..... and it's in the bathroom, so if the girls wanna go and theres a male using it already they get pushed out :w00t:

Plus there's no locks!!
#8
I stand :D
#9
bitseylango
thats what I thought...........if he chose to pee like this then fine, but she tells him to!

I thought this as well. Wouldn't dream of telling my hubby how to pee (don't care either)
#10
Would you lay your hosepipe along the floor to water the the grass??

Men were given a hosepipe to stand up and drip, as long as they aim right, and lift the bog seat, should be fine

Women always trying to control the men :lol:
#11
oh I got the totally wrong idea from the title......however I have nothing wrong with what two (or more) consenting adults do together.

Standing.
suspended#12
I didnt think men sat for a wee..... then again i have seen a woman stand for a wee ....
#13
Tinkytayls
I didnt think men sat for a wee..... then again i have seen a woman stand for a wee ....


I bet you try it next time you go :whistling: :-D
#14
bitseylango
I bet you try it next time you go :whistling: :-D


I can stand.. well .. squat and wriggle lol
#15
I think most normal men stand :)
#16
shedboy66
jesus if a woman told me how to go the toilet i would tell her to BLEEP right off

any man who is toilet trained by his missus needs serious help and how the hell does any women know what a man is doing in the bog when the door is closed/locked


a man's time in the toilet is quality time & should never be interfered with :x

I stand btw :thumbsup: for a wee that is !
#17
livingthelife07
I think most normal men stand :)


I think the word "normal" sums it up :-D
banned#18
Well if she's out I stand if she's in I sit, embarrassing if I do tinkle off target

Public toilet I always stand
banned#19
Real men stand doing either one:whistling:
#20
hdizzle
depends if I'm tired or not, if im at home or work, if its woody or not. There are so many factors to take into account. It is not such a simple question IMO. It's like asking 'what do you think of life?'. :)


this ^^^ lol
#21
lumoruk
Well if she's out I stand if she's in I sit, embarrassing if I do tinkle off target


In/out where exactly?

FilthAndFurry
Real men stand doing either one:whistling:


ewwwwwwwwwwwwww:w00t:
banned#22
bitseylango
In/out where exactly?


in/out of the bathroom :thumbsup:
#23
potty trained them on the toilet standing up. nightmare geting them to push it down! also makes taking them for wees when out easier!
#24
lumoruk
in/out of the bathroom :thumbsup:


thats gonna require a new thread..........." do you pee in front of your partner?" :p
#25
we have to stand-its the ONLY way to reach the sink!:whistling:
#26
I am single.... so sometimes I do it standing on my head... sometimes I just stand at the door and aim..
oh the freedom...
#27
lumoruk
Well if she's out I stand if she's in I sit, embarrassing if I do tinkle off target

Public toilet I always stand


I think its more embarassing your missus controls the way you go the bog

does she tell you when and when you cannot go

seriously GET SOME NUTS as MR T would say:-D
#28
jonb2412
I am single.... so sometimes I do it standing on my head... sometimes I just stand at the door and aim..
oh the freedom...


We had a dog when I was lil who could poo UP the wall!
#29
magicbeans
potty trained them on the toilet standing up. nightmare geting them to push it down! also makes taking them for wees when out easier!


so very true :thumbsup:

barky
we have to stand-its the ONLY way to reach the sink!:whistling:


LOL!

jonb2412
I am single.... so sometimes I do it standing on my head... sometimes I just stand at the door and aim..
oh the freedom...


as long as you clean up after you...........dont see the problem! :p
#30
i do it in the sink so sitting down aint an option for me LOL
banned#31
shedboy66
I think its more embarassing your missus controls the way you go the bog

does she tell you when and when you cannot go


I choose to do this, she doesn't tell me. I have to clean the bathroom anyway so why would I **** all over it? just makes more work for me
#32
ClarityofMind
We had a dog when I was lil who could poo UP the wall!


kindly be aware that there are impressionable young dalmations read this forum-they dont need ideas putting in their heads!
suspended#33
I lay down for a pee and stand up for a poo.............what?, oh yeah that's for when im 90 years old :-D
banned#34
bitseylango
thats gonna require a new thread..........." do you pee in front of your partner?" :p


it took a while like 7 years, but I got there eventually :thumbsup:
#35
lumoruk
I choose to do this, she doesn't tell me. I have to clean the bathroom anyway so why would I **** all over it? just makes more work for me


you missed the rest of my quote

GET SOME NUTS :thumbsup:
#36
barky
kindly be aware that there are impressionable young dalmations read this forum-they dont need ideas putting in their heads!


lol, she was a Corgi! They can't go DOWN at all they're too short... I love Corgis :)
#37
DarkKnight
I lay down for a pee and stand up for a poo.............what?, oh yeah that's for when im 90 years old :-D


hahaha :-D
banned#38
shedboy66
you missed the rest of my quote

GET SOME NUTS :thumbsup:


Why get some nuts? it's hard to **** straight when you've got a wet **** from ***
banned#39
I have to stand. (Seriously)

And on a step too! :p
#40
If im on my own in public I like seeing how far back i can stand without missing. Makes peeing more fun :)

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!