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MORNING SEX She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softl… Read More
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
MORNING SEX

She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Funny:thumbsup:
banned#2
Brilliant! :giggle:
#3
:w00t:
#4
lol. love it haha
#5
Likes her eggs runny then!!

:oops:

:-D

Very funny!
#6
Yeah, but he broke it !
banned#7
lol funny one ... any HUKD girls with broken timers :p
#8
Stallion! How does anyone keep it going for that long?
#9
backtothecaves
Stallion! How does anyone keep it going for that long?


practice!:thumbsup:
1 Like #10
Im off to break the egg timer at home!
#11
I prefer mine hard boiled :)
#12
LOL - Kudos Man.
#13
:lol:
#14
HeHe prefer my eggs over easy !!
#15
I have this for breakfast each day and I am pleased to say I broke the timer.:whistling:

Waitrose.com
#16
lol-love it!
I dont have an egg timer ;)
#17
Ha ha the classic phrase " how do you like your eggs in the morning fertilised or unfertilisd" come to mind.:thumbsup:
#18
haha...im similar...but i get used to time the roast on a sunday :whistling:
#19
irshybar
Ha ha the classic phrase " how do you like your eggs in the morning fertilised or unfertilisd" come to mind.:thumbsup:


LOL
#20
My mate at work cant say eggs instead he says heggs, always makes me chuckle, he also bought an M reg car once and proudly came into work and proclaimed he had bought an hem reg car, much laughter ensued.:-D
#21
.... this infers that women can cook :?
#22
irshybar
My mate at work cant say eggs instead he says heggs, always makes me chuckle, he also bought an M reg car once and proudly came into work and proclaimed he had bought an hem reg car, much laughter ensued.:-D



aww bless him! ur meany!!
#23
yellowsticker
I prefer mine hard boiled :)

I totally agree, and I loved your location ;-)

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