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Men Just Don't Listen

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Apologies if already posted, couldn't find it under the title Men Just Don't Listen MARION'S dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told th…
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
Apologies if already posted, couldn't find it under the title Men Just Don't Listen

MARION'S dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ..."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Marions's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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http://i33.tinypic.com/20upn9j.jpg
#2
cut and paste is quicker than typing it all out ;-)
banned#3
women blah blah blah

lol
#4
jellybaby22
:o is there another part to this joke?


yeah I thought just that, then thought I am a man so I must be missing something, apparently not.

Perhaps Mardyass knows the ending.......or the virgin bloke.
#5
Mean!!?? thats one of the cutest dogs i seen in a while!! :-)
#6
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"



To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

http://i34.tinypic.com/jz8m5t.jpg

See - Men just don't listen!
#7
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"
#8
bellabonkers
cut and paste is quicker than typing it all out ;-)

Sorry the system hung and wouldn't let me get back in to this thread or any other!
#9
It was funnier when I didn't know the missing bit.

Don't give up your day job.
#10
;-)
greg_68
It was funnier when I didn't know the missing bit.

Don't give up your day job.

With a face like mine I'm known for my sense of humour, but I'll take your advice and stick to my day job.
#11
Skusey, is that you? :?

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