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Men & Women's Dictionary Definitions

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
No wonder the divorce rate is so high !!
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's bonnet.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch.

GLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing cricket without a box.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the lads.

BUM (bum) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look Bigger".
male: The organ for mooning (and farting).

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Sex.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What women do while the man is s*******.
#2
Good ones :thumbsup:
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
hehehe
I like the aids to pronounciation as well
#3
Hot & Sweaty

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor said to the elderly man:
"You appear to be in good health.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
"In fact, I do", said the man.
"After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I'm usually hot and sweaty. After I have sex with my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."
"That's interesting", replied the doctor.
"Let me do some research and get back to you."
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns.
The doctor then asked: "your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that old coot!" she replied.
"That's because the first time is usually in July, and the second time is usually in December!"
#4
chesso;2353435
Good ones :thumbsup:
hehehe
I like the aids to pronounciation as well


Hi there Chesso ... I have just been told about my 'nomination' from you THANKYOU :friends: it's really lovely of you to think of me x :) I feel well chuffed to get it from you :thumbsup:
#5
Why It's Great To Be A Girl:

[LIST]
[*]We got off the Titanic first.
[*]Our boyfriend's clothes make us look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
[*]We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the female figure in a computer game.
[*]We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
[*]We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
[*]We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
[*]We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
[*]We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
[*]We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
[*]We have the ability to dress ourselves.
[*]We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
[*]We'll never regret piercing our ears.
[*]And finally...We have enough SENSE to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions![/LIST][CENTER]
:p[/CENTER]
#6
snowtiger
Hi there Chesso ... I have just been told about my 'nomination' from you THANKYOU :friends: it's really lovely of you to think of me x :) I feel well chuffed to get it from you :thumbsup:


You've made me blush:oops:. You're very welcome - well deserved.:thumbsup:
#7
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