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Mid Life Crisis

skusey Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR,
SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.

NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT
YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
Nice one!
#2
LOL love it :lol:
#3
She probably also pointed out that 44 + 25 = 69 not 65
Aren't older women great; they track down your least tiny mistake!!:p
#4
???? if your 65 odd, how the hell do you think you will sleep with a 25 yr old??? no offence intended, but face the facts?!
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infeted14;4191171
???? if your 65 odd, how the hell do you think you will sleep with a 25 yr old??? no offence intended, but face the facts?!


Hey, this guy is loaded :oops:
banned#6
The Therapist
Hey, this guy is loaded :oops:


Are you a real therapist, if so you must be very busy at the moment :thumbsup:
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infeted14
???? if your 65 odd, how the hell do you think you will sleep with a 25 yr old??? no offence intended, but face the facts?!


Ah, y'know, not all 65 year olds are doddery old pensioners. I've got a mate who claims to be 67, and he rises every morning at 5am for a 5 mile run before hitting the gym and going to work. I reckon he'd do impressive things with a 25 year old.

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