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Midweek roast, tonights victim: Salder

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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
I guess of all the people to choose for the first HUKD roast - it just had to be Salder. The guy's an annoying ever present at the moment - he deserves a decent bit of flack going his way.

Tell Salder exactly what you think of him right here right now, remember - no compliments allowed.
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
first port of call - username, yours sux!

keeps on making me mis-spell it, sadler, slader etc etc

:x
#2
salder..... erm... your avy changes far too much.. bad bad salder..

thats all i have Rob :-(
banned 1 Like #3
MissRoo
salder..... erm... your avy changes far too much.. bad bad salder..

thats all i have Rob :-(


that was lame :p lol x
#4
jellybaby22
Stop sending me pms ever two minutes..Im taken goddamn it....find yourself a single woman....

( :giggle:)


oooooo was there a better possible start?
#5
salder21
that was lame :p lol x


:oops:

i know, i shamed myself... *goes*
#6
MissRoo
salder..... erm... your avy changes far too much.. bad bad salder..

thats all i have Rob :-(


fashion sense, posting manner - make it up if need be :lol:
#7
robtallica
....the first HUKD roast - it just had to be Salder




bagsie face end
#8
robtallica
fashion sense, posting manner - make it up if need be :lol:


ok ermmm


*COUGH*

[SIZE="4"]Salder, your fashion sense is non existent.... Go get some clothes on!! [/SIZE]
#9
MissRoo
ok ermmm


*COUGH*

[SIZE="4"]Salder, your fashion sense is non existent.... Go get some clothes on!! [/SIZE]


lololololol!!
banned#10
owlass
bagsie face end


not that kind of roast!!! :o lol
#11
oohhh salder your looking in the pink to night...ermmm and in keeping with the thread...it's just not your colour
#12
lmao - mostly women so far - tells a story all of it's own:whistling:
#13
Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I don't do 'those' kinda things either!!!!!!!! Naught boy:x
#14
hannah19790
Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I don't do 'those' kinda things either!!!!!!!! Naught boy:x


:w00t:

thats my girl:thumbsup:
#15
salder21
not that kind of roast!!! :o lol




...and he's a liar :pirate:
#16
hannah19790
Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I don't do 'those' kinda things either!!!!!!!! Naught boy:x


What a naughty boy!
#17
bellabonkers
What a naughty boy!


u too huh?? he's a user:roll:
banned#18
jellybaby22
stop sending me pms to tell me your not going to stop sending me pms.....I smell desperation..and I dont like it:w00t:


never!!! lol :p
banned 1 Like #19
bellabonkers
oohhh salder your looking in the pink to night...ermmm and in keeping with the thread...it's just not your colour


have already asked for it in blue :thumbsup: lol
1 Like #20
robtallica
:w00t:

thats my girl:thumbsup:

ur girl?? u. salder. As bad as each other:roll:

:oops:soz, gettin a bit carried away now lol
#21
report coming in...

I just received an PM from a female who wants to remain anonymous:

text reads...
"Salder is a c***"
which is I guess....to the point

sheesh he must be upsetting a few ladies!
banned#22
owlass
...and he's a liar :pirate:


that was a one off okay!!! :oops: lol
banned#23
Salder....sorry man but like I told you ...I'm not that way inclined...so please stop sendimg me those photo's...
banned#24
robtallica
first port of call - username, yours sux!

keeps on making me mis-spell it, sadler, slader etc etc

:x


well if you werent dyslexic there would be no problem ;-) lol
#25
more info coming from the anonymous female PM'er mentioned in post 24

"he is also a h*rny w*nker and needs to stop phoning me and breathing heavily down the phone"

I'm starting to see you in a whole new light Sald, think I'll stop replying to your oddly polite PM's - next time you send them.
banned#26
hannah19790
Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I don't do 'those' kinda things either!!!!!!!! Naught boy:x


thats what i have you for though :-D xxxxxx

and what about on my birthday and other special occassions?!
banned#27
MissRoo
ok ermmm


*COUGH*

[SIZE="4"]Salder, your fashion sense is non existent.... Go get some clothes on!! [/SIZE]


scary...coz i was actually only sitting in jeans!! lol x
#28
ODB_69
Salder....sorry man but like I told you ...I'm not that way inclined...so please stop sendimg me those photo's...


sends you them too?

that's you, me and all the girls too :?
banned#29
ODB_69
Salder....sorry man but like I told you ...I'm not that way inclined...so please stop sendimg me those photo's...


but i thought i could turn you :p
banned#30
robtallica
more info coming from the anonymous female PM'er mentioned in post 24

"he is also a h*rny w*nker and needs to stop phoning me and breathing heavily down the phone"

I'm starting to see you in a whole new light Sald, think I'll stop replying to your oddly polite PM's - next time you send them.


ok ill save it til next weekend when we meet up again ;-) lol
#31
Salder, you're enjoying this waaay too much!!! You need a good slap!! :p
#32
sadiebabes
Salder, you're enjoying this waaay too much!!! You need a good slap!! :p


I need more personal input from you young lady:thumbsup:

you should know plenty about 'him';-)
#33
salder21
thats what i have you for though :-D xxxxxx

and what about on my birthday and other special occassions?!


Hmmm..........well birthdays I'll think about but none of that 'other' business:roll:
1 Like #34
robtallica
I need more personal input from you young lady:thumbsup:

you should know plenty about 'him';-)


I'm sorry Mr Rob, sir :oops: I'll try harder next time :oops:

I don't know what that second bits supposed to mean?!! What have you being saying Salder?!!!! :w00t:
banned#35
sadiebabes
Salder, you're enjoying this waaay too much!!! You need a good slap!! :p


only if your the one to do it ;-) can i bend over while you do it? :p xxxxx
banned#36
robtallica
I need more personal input from you young lady:thumbsup:

you should know plenty about 'him';-)


she knows it all :oops:

my hukd crush :oops: lol :p
banned#37
hannah19790
Hmmm..........well birthdays I'll think about but none of that 'other' business:roll:


what about days with a 'y' in the name? :) xxx
banned#38
sadiebabes
I'm sorry Mr Rob, sir :oops: I'll try harder next time :oops:

I don't know what that second bits supposed to mean?!! What have you being saying Salder?!!!! :w00t:


I have said nothing!! :oops: lol x
#39
pic retrieved from salds fone:

he was trying to get a decent pic of SB's knix - or lack of lol

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/camera-pervert-busted.jpg
#40
salder21
what about days with a 'y' in the name? :) xxx


Now, don't be greedy:roll:

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