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To the Miserable GIT who stole my prawns out of my shopping trolley leaving me with none and there were none left to buy.

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I don't know who you are. but I know you took my Prawns. If you are looking for more, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired ov…
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banned2y, 3m agoPosted 2 years, 3 months ago
I don't know who you are. but I know you took my Prawns. If you are looking for more, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me back my Prawns now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

P.S I REALLY REALLY HATE YOU.
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banned2y, 3m agoPosted 2 years, 3 months ago
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What a shellfish person! oO
5 Likes
Why are people so shellfish these days?

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banned 2 Likes #1
http://s4.postimg.org/rcfbrzat7/prawn_thief_o_4308939.gif
13 Likes #2
What a shellfish person! oO
banned#3
wasn't skeet was it?
#4
Sorry for you loss...
5 Likes #5
Why are people so shellfish these days?
banned 1 Like #6
toshapetriji
wasn't skeet was it?

oO

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy
3 Likes #7
LizziBear
What a shellfish person! oO

Beat me to it. :(
banned 2 Likes #8
bazzamone
toshapetriji
wasn't skeet was it?

oO

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy

How ironic.
1 Like #9
transit
LizziBear
What a shellfish person! oO
Beat me to it. :(

Ya snooze, ya lose :p
banned 1 Like #10
transit
LizziBear
What a shellfish person! oO

Beat me to it. :(

Don't beat yourself up, shes a female they know more about fishy things then us guys.
2 Likes #11
LizziBear
transit
LizziBear
What a shellfish person! oO
Beat me to it. :(

Ya snooze, ya lose :p

http://i.imgur.com/PFGnNyn.gif
1 Like #12
I lick my cheese
1 Like #13
when you have something some one who is shellfish and under hand wants, you are always prawn to disappoint ment
1 Like #14
chjowett
when you have something some one who is shellfish and under hand wants, you are always prawn to disappoint ment

That made me laugh out loud :|X)
banned 3 Likes #15
IamMT
I lick my cheese

So do I but this thread is about my stolen prawns and not how we self satisfy ourselves in our bedrooms. :D
#16
bazzamone
IamMT
I lick my cheese

So do I but this thread is about my stolen prawns and not how we self satisfy ourselves in our bedrooms. :D
The principle remains. Lick your prawns in future and siplay a suitable sign in your trolley.
4 Likes #17
What a nightmare for you op
http://i.imgur.com/a644VE5.gif?1
#18
Oh no!!! How are you going to play chess now???
#19
I've never seen anyone get so angry over prawns in my life :D
1 Like #20
Gutted for you ! :( Prawn cocktail without Prawns is like...... well, I don't know what it's like.

Never been in that situation... :(

If you can give us a description of the Prawns, I'm sure we can keep an eye open (_;)

:) Merry Christmas :D
#21
They are my prawns, I spat on the pack that makes em mine
3 Likes #22
So sorry for your loss, some people just take the fish.
#23
i bought 50 bags last week. i'll send you one for christmas. X)
2 Likes #24
Only the prawnly
know the way you feel tonight,

Only the prawnly
Know this feeling ain't right..


There go your shrimpies, there goes your starter,
They're gone forever, so far apart
But only the prawnly know wh-why-why you cry, only the prawnly
(Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah, ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
(Oh, oh oh oh oh ooh-ah-ah, only the prawnly, only the prawnly...

(Apologies to Roy Orbison)



Edited By: LizziBear on Dec 24, 2014 20:34: ...
banned#25
mutley1
i bought 50 bags last week. i'll send you one for christmas. X)

Bags of Prawns :|

Commoner :D
banned#26
Error440
They are my prawns, I spat on the pack that makes em mine

You probably just did that for discount X)
banned#27
FantasyDeals
I've never seen anyone get so angry over prawns in my life :D

REALLY? WAS IT **** YOU THAT TOOK EM?
3 Likes #28
LizziBear
Prawnly the lonely
know the way you feel tonight,

Prawnly the lonely
Know this feeling ain't right..


There go your shrimpies, there goes your starter,
They're gone forever, so far apart
But only the prawnly know wh-why-why you cry, only the prawnly
(Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah, ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
(Oh, oh oh oh oh ooh-ah-ah, only the prawnly, only the prawnly...

(Apologies to Roy Orbison)

Should of quit whilst you were ahead :)

http://img.pandawhale.com/76116-Eddie-Murphy-WHAT-gif-Imgur-q5DT.gif


P.S. LizziBear just gave you a sympathy like. :)

Edited By: transit on Dec 24, 2014 20:34: added like
#29
bazzamone
mutley1
i bought 50 bags last week. i'll send you one for christmas. X)

Bags of Prawns :|

Commoner :D

i always stock the freezer full of frozen cooked prawns. bought loads last week as they were on sale.
can't get anything in or out of the freezer for the prawns in there. X)
banned#30
logie31
Gutted for you ! Prawn cocktail without Prawns is like...... well, I don't know what it's like.

Never been in that situation...

If you can give us a description of the Prawns, I'm sure we can keep an eye open

Merry Christmas

Finally someone that understands. Prawn cocktail with no prawns is just a Cocktail

Its like a Spotted Dick with No Currants in it :( Its just a Dick then and I don't just want a Dick :| Wait hang on :{ something seems a bit wrong here.
banned#31
transit
LizziBear
Prawnly the lonely
know the way you feel tonight,

Prawnly the lonely
Know this feeling ain't right..


There go your shrimpies, there goes your starter,
They're gone forever, so far apart
But only the prawnly know wh-why-why you cry, only the prawnly
(Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah, ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
(Oh, oh oh oh oh ooh-ah-ah, only the prawnly, only the prawnly...

(Apologies to Roy Orbison)

Should of quit whilst you were ahead :)

http://img.pandawhale.com/76116-Eddie-Murphy-WHAT-gif-Imgur-q5DT.gif

Typical Woman ;)
1 Like #32
No offence Mutley, but where was your dog at the time of this heinous crime?

:{
2 Likes #33
probably bloody prawned them anyway
banned#34
Mark2111
No offence Mutley, but where was your dog at the time of this heinous crime?

:{

THATS A GOOD POINT :{

No wonder has so much hopping in, he/she just sends the dog to the shop :{
banned 1 Like #35
mabwitch78
probably bloody prawned them anyway

Leave the prawn jokes to the funny people above :D

Edited By: bazzamone on Dec 24, 2014 20:40
1 Like #36
bazzamone
FantasyDeals
I've never seen anyone get so angry over prawns in my life :D

REALLY? WAS IT **** YOU THAT TOOK EM?

Nope, Also there's no guarantee that the person that took your prawns is on HUKD :D

Also, calm down, It's Christmas
1 Like #37
mabwitch78
probably bloody prawned them anyway

http://replygif.net/i/1370.gif


I'm gonna close this thread up if this foolishness carries on.
1 Like #38
Fookin prawns
banned#39
FantasyDeals
bazzamone
FantasyDeals
I've never seen anyone get so angry over prawns in my life :D

REALLY? WAS IT **** YOU THAT TOOK EM?

Nope, Also there's no guarantee that the person that took your prawns is on HUKD :D

Also, calm down, It's Christmas

Most likely thy are on here because as we've seen lately the members here are very willing to steal from others :{
banned#40
splatsplatsplat
Fookin prawns

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