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ARG Shiver me timbers Polly wana cracker Tis long john silver What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel d… Read More
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1d, 1y agoPosted 1 decade, 1 year ago
ARG

Shiver me timbers

Polly wana cracker

Tis long john silver

What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?

A cAARRRRGGH!

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

What does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum.

Why didnt the pirate go to the movies?
Because it was rated aarrrrrrrrrahhhhh.

Why was the pirate wearing a parka. Because he was in the ARRRRRRtic.

mod edit: :pirate: maaaarrrrraahhhhhged
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1d, 1y agoPosted 1 decade, 1 year ago
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#1
Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRRR

:D
#2
Methinks me spies a pattern emerging here...


-What football team do pirates support?
-AAARRRRRRRRsenal

-Who is the pirates favorite actor?
-AARRRRRRnold Swarzenegger

-Where do pirates do their catalogue shopping?
-AARRRRRRRgos

Oh, and:

-What is the pirates favorite smilie?
- :pirate:
#3
one post....... and this was it.....oh

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