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Monday Joke

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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, total ly nude, in a garden while a
sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them......

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced,
his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the
ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.

While he bent over to pick it up... All the other bells started to
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago

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ha ha ha ha

funniest for ages

more pls . . . . .
:-D:-DHaha, cheered up my Monday morning, Thank! :-D
Nice 1, cheers ;-)
Made me laugh....cheers!
haha that was a good one
Fuuny, good one.

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