A couple are having a heart to heart about their love life.
Both find it a bit boring.
The woman asks what she can do do make things more exciting.
The bloke says, 'Do you think you could moan while we're in bed?'
She says, 'I'll give it a try.'
So that night while they are cuddling she starts,
'The grass is needing cut.
You never do the dishes.
Why can't you get on with my mother.
The front room needs decorated.