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Morning Joke

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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
Cinderella, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were sat in the pub.
Cinders says I am without doubt the most beautiful person in the world
Tom Thumb says I am without doubt the smallest person in the world
Quasimodo says I am without doubt the ugliest person in the world

A woman sat close suggests they should ask the magic mirror, so off they go.
Cinders returns and says its true, I am the most beautiful person in the world
Tom Thumb returns and says its true I am the smallest person in the world
Quasimodo then storms through the door, kicks the table and screams WHO THE F IS WAYNE ROONEY?
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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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#1
The best striker in the premier league. (closley followed by Drogba) :thumbsup:
#2
lol... like it..
#3
Made me smile. :thumbsup:

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