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Morning Poem

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his f****** head.
I'm not a morning person

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( Please don't moan at me it's only a joke ............. & I love birdies really .... honest)
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Please don't moan at me it's only a joke ............. & I love birdies really .... honest


It's the gay bird I am concerned about!
#2
Predikuesi
It's the gay bird I am concerned about!


loool
#3
How about one that was taught to some very young relatives of mine: they thought it was the height of naughtiness!

Should be sung to a jaunty little tune, but I can't remember what the name is, so you'll have to improvise.

Oh the black cat piddled in the white cat's eye
The white cat said "Cor blimey"
The black cat said "its your own silly fault,
"You shouldn't have stood behind me."
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Some_Bloke;2351000
How about one that was taught to some very young relatives of mine: they thought it was the height of naughtiness!

Should be sung to a jaunty little tune, but I can't remember what the name is, so you'll have to improvise.

Oh the black cat piddled in the white cat's eye
The white cat said "Cor blimey"
The black cat said "its your own silly fault,
"You shouldn't have stood behind me."

lol :giggle: v good
#5
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