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MORNING SEX

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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MORNING SEX

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
Youve got to make love to me this very moment. His eyes lit up and he thought,
This is my lucky day.Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, Thanks, And returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, What was that all about?She explained, ........ The egg timers broken.
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
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#2
Aha , i thought that was good
#3
hehe, last time u posted one it got deleted but whenever u post them and i get a chance to read em, man they give me a laff, :)
#4
am i being dumb or......i didnt get that
#5
samwhitewick;3019900
am i being dumb or......i didnt get that

You will Sam .. you will :roll: be patient !
#6
snowtiger
You will Sam .. you will :roll: be patient !

Very good and the OP as well!! :thumbsup:
#7
hahahahha took me a while lol
#8
wonderful lol
#9
HAHAHAH!!!!!!! ~ made me laugh out loud!!!.............that was well funny!!!
#10
Is the joke he can only last a minute?
#11
samwhitewick;3019900
am i being dumb or......i didnt get that


:giggle:
#12
ryouga
Is the joke he can only last a minute?


Nope it's 3 1/2 to 4 mins :lol:
#13
ryouga
Is the joke he can only last a minute?


ugghhh i'd not like to eat your eggs
#14
Prefer mine hard boiled
#15
*thinks about it... decides she had better not... grabs coat... leaves thread. :oops:*
#16
dmh77;3021692
*thinks about it... decides she had better not... grabs coat... leaves thread. :oops:*


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Q5vjpVffQCu2yM:http://fermentation.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/coward.jpg
#17
choc1969
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Q5vjpVffQCu2yM:http://fermentation.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/coward.jpg


Looool.... got it in 1 my friend!!! :thumbsup::p:-D
#18
dmh77
Looool.... got it in 1 my friend!!! :thumbsup::p:-D


I don't get it.:? :thinking:
#19
bellabonkers;3021726
I don't get it.:? :thinking:


dmh is like the cowardly lion in Wizard of Oz lol
#20
choc1969
dmh is like the cowardly lion in Wizard of Oz lol


ahhh ok :) now i understand :)
#21
bellabonkers
I don't get it.:? :thinking:


choc1969
dmh is like the cowardly lion in Wizard of Oz lol


bellabonkers
ahhh ok :) now i understand :)


Lol... sorry bella, I should have checked back sooner to see what my drunken post had done! :oops:

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