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Mosquito KNOCK KNOCK jokes.

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9y, 7m agoPosted 9 years, 7 months ago
This can be fun. Never played on a forum before so if anyone ever plays this elsewhere we'll know where it's come from.

:thumbsup:

It starts with the joke...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos Who?
Amos-quito.


Then we have...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy Who?
Andynother mosquito.


Then we have something like...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar Who?
Omar goodness, not another mosquito!!


Basically, using names, keep it going with more mosquitos. You'll get the hang of it.

1 per post.
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9y, 7m agoPosted 9 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Canna!
Canna who?
Canna nothing be done about these darn mosquitos?
#2
To use a trick frequesntly used on "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue"...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gordon.
Gordon Who?
Gordon Bennet, there's another mosquito!!
#3
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bob
Bob Who?
Bob-ing for mosquitos

I think it works just.
#4
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Founda
Founda who?
Found another mosquito!
#5
Knock knock
Who's there
Lee
Lee who?
Lee Evans sounds like a mosquito!
#6
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Teresa.
Teresa who?
Teres-a-full of mosquitos!
#7
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna-nother damn mosquito!
#8
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lee
Lee Who?
Lee've it out with that dam mosquito jokes!!

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