We were in Edinburgh last night for a concert-before the show went to jimmy chungs chinese buffet. At the table next to us appeared 3 girls who the restaurant obviously thought looked dodgy as they insisted they paid before eating.
Despite there being over 20 starters and 40 main dishes on offer,one girl went up 3 times and got a huge plate piled high with chips and prawn crackers. Kept shouting loudly about the food being "s**t",throwing food all over the place,swearing etc etc.
Then she goes for dessert,returns with a piece of lemon gateau and takes one bite then shouts "this tastes of f***** lemon!"
The staff were getting increasingly upset with them but they didnt care-eventually this girl with the chips leans over and says to mrs barky "I hope I amn't putting you off your food"
without missing a beat mrs barky replies "dont be so hard on yourself,you cant help being so ugly"
Made me laugh anyways!