53,000 Man U supporters meet within Old Trafford for a 'Man U Supporters Are Not Stupid' convention.
Alex Ferguson addresses the crowd 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Man U supporters are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?'
Rooney gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Fergie asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'
After 15 or 20 seconds Wayne says, 'Eighteen!'
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Man U faithfull start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'
Fergie says 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here (except the BBC), I think we can give him another chance. So he asks 'What is 5 plus 5?'
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, 'Ninety?'
The boss looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Wayne starts crying. But then the 53,000 faithful begin to yell and wave their hands shouting 'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'
Fergie, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, ' What is 2 plus 2?'
Silence hangs over the stadium. Rooney closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Man U crowd stand, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream .............
'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'