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my 5 year old son learnt a new song at school today.....

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should I be worried???? song goes..... bang bang you're dead 2 bullets in your head! I've got the grumps today anyway, this has cheered me up!! (not) Read More
kirstyPM5L Avatar
8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
should I be worried????
song goes.....
bang bang
you're dead
2 bullets
in your head!

I've got the grumps today anyway, this has cheered me up!! (not)
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
No thats an old song i was singing that 20 yrs ago!!...lol
#2
Hopefully just a playground song and not one introduced in school assembly :)
#3
I would definately be worried - that is so bad, I would actually go to the school and complain - he is 5, how can they justify that
#4
Used to be 50 when I was at school, so either better shots or conserving ammo
#5
bang bang your dead, 50 bullets in your head, 5 red, 5 blue, all the rest filled with Poo :-D

old song which did rounds while i was at school
#6
Paddy_o_furniture
Used to be 50 when I was at school, so either better shots or conserving ammo

They realised the British forces are on a credit crunch with ammo, so picking it up from them :)
#7
octobergirl
I would definately be worried - that is so bad, I would actually go to the school and complain - he is 5, how can they justify that


Im guessing he learnt it in the play ground and not taught in the school.

We were singing that 20 years ago...was a little more innocent then though
#8
Why the BBC avatars?
banned#9
Could be worse. Wait until the milk, chocolate and lemonade songs start!
#10
Lulu'sMammy;4202707
They realised the British forces are on a credit crunch with ammo, so picking it up from them :)

I remember having to shout bang on excercise as we had no blanks left
#11
I wouldnt be worried, I've heard kids sing a lot worse then that.
And like Predikuesi said, if it's a playground song then no need to be worried. If it's just him singing it then it might be something to keep an eye on.
#12
guv
Could be worse. Wait until the milk, chocolate and lemonade songs start!

Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate cake :)
#13
lol maybe its not so bad then... I suppose its different to hearing him trying to sing "kum by ar me lord" lol
#14
guv
Could be worse. Wait until the milk, chocolate and lemonade songs start!


LOL I remember singing that all the time!!
#15
kirsty1981;4202738
lol maybe its not so bad then... I suppose its different to hearing him trying to sing "kum by ar me lord" lol

Thanks for that, i'm now singing that poop, at the top of my voice!!
banned#16
Lulu'sMammy
Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate cake :)


Near enough!

But also poking each other in various places and shouting "milk". etc
#17
Do not get so upset it could have been a lot worse .

A Pizza Hut A Pizza Hut

Kentucky Fried Chicken And A Pizza Hut

A Pizza Hut A Pizza Hut

Kentucky Fried Chicken And A Pizza Hut

Mcdonalds Mcdonalds

Kentucky Fried Chicken And A Pizza Hut

Mcdonalds Mcdonalds

Kentucky Fried Chicken And A Pizza Hut


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOr5wd219Q
#18
guv
Near enough!

But also poking each other in various places and shouting "milk". etc


I dont know that song... where do you poke??:oops::whistling::-D
#19
I'd have a metal detector fitted on the doorway to your house, just incase he brings his 9mm home and busts a cap in your ass. brrap brap¬¬
#20
guv
Near enough!

But also poking each other in various places and shouting "milk". etc

At least Pm me the song then!!
#21
thebly
I'd have a metal detector fitted on the doorway to your house, just incase he brings his 9mm home and busts a cap in your ass. brrap brap¬¬

Lmfao!! Probably have to do that someday though ....so sad :(
#22
Lulu'sMammy
Thanks for that, i'm now singing that poop, at the top of my voice!!


:-D:-D
#23
Lulu'sMammy;4202717
Why the BBC avatars?

In support of the non support
#24
What the hell is that song about anyway - never heard of it?
#25
:lol: i would say i wouldn't be worried coz we used to sing songs like that but i won't enjoy it when my boys start singing songs they've picked up in the school playground :lol:
#26
octobergirl
I would definately be worried - that is so bad, I would actually go to the school and complain - he is 5, how can they justify that


http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc221/OneGirlRevolution27/ceaff22377d680_full.gif

Tell me your serious :thinking:
banned#27
kirsty1981
I dont know that song... where do you poke??:oops::whistling::-D


Lulu'sMammy
At least Pm me the song then!!


You got the song...... but with extras! We know they've had time outs at school for cupping hands, squeezing in the "right place" and shouting "milk" whilst imaginary squirting and movement to hit targets takes place. It's the in thing apparently!:whistling:

Probably certain Gym members do it also!:?
#28
thats nothing, i had to discipline my little angel for saying the f word!!! he picked it up from a shaven head *****, god we're blessed!!!
#29
hey i never knew p i k e y would be starred out like it was, this place is unreal some days
#30
omg go to the skl tlk to the other mums and say dont say tht or im grounding u erly
#31
why dont u introduce singing a new song
how about this 1 but u hav to say this really really fast
number1: early in the morning number:2 repeat nummber 1
1:wen i was fast a sleep 2:repeat
1: i heard a little birdy 2: repeat
1: i heard a little cheap 2: repeat
1:and this little birdy 2:repeat
1: he had a funny nme 2 : repeat
1: it was ina clina fingle fangle nikina bokina spingle spangle eagle spitting bannana eating bird! your turn
2: repeat
the end
but u have to say it realy fast hope it helps
#32
JayBird
Im guessing he learnt it in the play ground and not taught in the school.

We were singing that 20 years ago...was a little more innocent then though


Still - Playground, shooting, bullets, years ago when toy soldiers were played with, ok , but today with all the violence/shootings and a lot of it in schools I really dont know, dont think I would want my child singing it.
#33
I remember singing something along the lines of...
(I think the tune is on top of old smokey?? :?)

On top of spaghetti...all covered in blood.
I shot my poor teacher...with a 50ft gun.
I went to his funeral, I went to his grave...
The other threw flowers...I threw a grenade.
A teacher caught me...and said I was a pain...
So I finished him off..with a bicycle chain...

:lol:
#34
Snailman
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc221/OneGirlRevolution27/ceaff22377d680_full.gif

Tell me your serious :thinking:


I am serious and so were all the kids ikilled last year by the violence I believe it stems from 5 yr olds thinking its ok to sing about killing someone - shooting them in the head!
#35
Doesn't sound the kinda song I would like my child singing at age 5 - I would discourage it personally.

Sounds like he's got it off a school chum - probably a chum who has a Dad who has a affectionate shrine to violent rap music in his bedroom. Wears all the oversized clobber with it - cap twisted around his forrid. Gold teeth.

All the usual tosh: 2stack, smallybigs, clan wung tu, m&m, fiddy pence.

(let me know if you want anymore stereotypes)
#36
robtallica
Doesn't sound the kinda song I would like my child singing at age 5 - I would discourage it personally.

Sounds like he's got it off a school chum - probably a chum who has a Dad who has a affectionate shrine to violent rap music in his bedroom. Wears all the oversized clobber with it - cap twisted around his forrid. Gold teeth.

All the usual tosh: 2stack, smallybigs, clan wung tu, m&m, fiddy pence.

(let me know if you want anymore stereotypes)


:)..............:thumbsup:
#37
we used to sing "fatty and skinny went out to play, fatty blew off and blew skinny away" :w00t:
#38
tommytot
omg go to the skl tlk to the other mums and say dont say tht or im grounding u erly


Anyone get this?:thinking:
#39
moob
Anyone get this?:thinking:


errrrm nope :o
#40
tommytot
omg go to the skl tlk to the other mums and say dont say tht or im grounding u erly


moob
Anyone get this?:thinking:


Oh my god! Go to the school, talk to the other mums and say don't say that or I'm grounding you...

last word is either 'really', 'early' or 'surely' - I think.

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