i wrote this for 4241mackay but feel that everyone should bathe in the glow of my advice. so here it is:
1. dont take your passport out as you could easily get intoxicated and end up in thailand under the new name of penelope brown
2. dont hire a lady of the night and lick her nipples, they inject them with sedatives and wait for you to pass out before stealing everything you have
3. dont eat yellow snow
4. dont drink the lil dregs in a can of beer the morning after, your guarenteed to find a fag butt in there
5. dont eat the kebab you find on the floor whilst walking home
6. dont taunt the sober bum whilst drunk
7. dont make silly bets involving policewomens hats and handcuffs
8. dont think your harder then the small bouncer in the corner
9. dont try to drive home when drunk (yes a serious one)
10. no matter how cool an idea it may sound, sending a naked picture of yourself to your long time friend is always a bad idea.
11. never be wasted without a condom. You don't want to wake up 20 years later to find out you had kids you never knew about.
12. dont decide that you can juggle knives
13. medicinal alcohol should not be drunk!!!
14. dont decide to have a lil play with yourself when ya get home without pulling, chances are you'll fall asleep.
15. dont phone the ex confessing your undying love at 3am. leads to a bit of a situation in the morning
16. dont phone those late night quiz programs you get on tv with the stupidly easy answer
17. dont accept a bet to "pull the pig" you WILL regret it
18. you can hug a tree if you really want, just dont do it naked or infront of your mates
19. dont do karaoke. you are not frank sinatra and you wont get a record contract
20. finally, your not superman. your not invincible. that train will not buckle around you!