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my job sucks so bad

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7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago
My job is so f***ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the damn stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f***ing dog to work. Every f***ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single bloody day.

Anyway, I drive these f***tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh?
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7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago

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got me, hook, line and sinker.
Sounds like an episode of scooby doo :-D
Thanks Fred.
errrrrr HELLO EVERYBODY, see post 4 LMAO
Its Velma that dressed like a beatnik actually,

Do they call your van the Mystery Machine
what do you do for a job?
Awwwww Scrappy, well cute :)
what do you do for a job?

eeerm, Are you serious?
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Awwwww Scrappy, well cute :)

Scrappy doo can feck off, one of the most annoying cartoon characters ever
eeerm, Are you serious?

obviously a joke i didnt get and everyone else did

lol :oops:
Funny, funny, made me laff x
Right... i get it... im just not a big scooby doo fan
i didnt get it either lol
:-D Thanks for that! :-D
what do you do for a job?
Blimey What A Bunch!!

It COULD be worse, My boss, cannot!! control her bowels,
what about scooby?
Ha ha like it..
Suck it up man could be worse

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