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My next rant for today- My annoying neighbour!!

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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Basically to cut it short i've had enough of her shes an old lady who lives alone yet is making my life hell!! she complains about everything kids, dogs what we do in our garden! Reall she is that bad if im out in the garden shes there watching me!

I tried ringin the council to complain but they say i cant complain that shes watching me only about her moaning! i can live with that once in a while but the stalking happens every day!

i sound like im going mad but it really is getting to me now-id build a huge fence but it costs a fortune and i dont see why i should have to!!

so in essence what can i do about my stalker?? :s
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Ignore her.
banned#2
acecatcher3;4037691
what do u do in ur garden?

Best not to ask



Roxy - sneak into her garden late at night and move things around for a few weeks...eventually her continual complaining to children will make them think she's lost it and stick her in a home...

SORTED


Feel free to postpone rep giving until they take her away
#3
acecatcher3
what do u do in ur garden?

I either a sit topless or b clean the dog kennels out in the winter months !! :p
Marina
Ignore her.


its getting harder and harder to do that!! especially as shes taken to hammering on the window whe she doesnt like what im doing in my own garden!
#4
think id complain if my neighbour was going topless .. u not heard of a fence?
banned#5
sarah25;4037791
think id complain if my neighbour was going topless .. u not heard of a fence?


I'd complain if it was that old granny going topless tbh

if they were young and fit I'd complain they didnt
#6
foxymissroxy
I either a sit topless or b clean the dog kennels out in the winter months !! :p


its getting harder and harder to do that!! especially as shes taken to hammering on the window whe she doesnt like what im doing in my own garden!


Moon her :-D
#7
Get a pet crocodile and offer to let it protect her property while shes out in the garden watching people :w00t:
#8
sarah25
think id complain if my neighbour was going topless .. u not heard of a fence?


you have obviously never seen my norks!! :thumbsup:


ODB when u moving in love!!
#9
Id start blowing kisses. Be over friendly..... always works. :-D
banned#10
foxymissroxy;4037840
you have obviously never seen my norks!! :thumbsup:


PICS?


foxymissroxy;4037840
ODB when u moving in love!!


Please see above
#11
foxymissroxy
I either a sit topless or b clean the dog kennels out in the winter months !! :p


Do your dogs live outside? do they bark? maybe that's the problem and she is just adding everything else for revenge .. our neighbours from down the road keep their dog outside and it just barks and barks all day till the owner gets back home in the evening.. they must get so many complaints
#12
ODB_69
PICS?




Please see above


looool there is a good percentage on show in the pic thread :p

but seriously i couldnt if i wanted too!!! (she would have a heart attack then id be up for manslaughter!!)
#13
no but it sounds like everyone else has :whistling:


foxymissroxy
you have obviously never seen my norks!! :thumbsup:


ODB when u moving in love!!
#14
Captain Hook
Do your dogs live outside? do they bark? maybe that's the problem and she is just adding everything else for revenge .. our neighbours from down the road keep their dog outside and it just barks and barks all day till the owner gets back home in the evening.. they must get so many complaints


well no they spend most of their time inside and i dont let them bark it drives me mad dogs barking!! obviously if the post man comes or whatever but litterally 30 secs!!
#15
I think you should start staring at her and moaning about her old wifie smell and see if she likes it.
#16
sarah25
no but it sounds like everyone else has :whistling:


no to everyone else it sounds like a joke!! :roll:
#17
nikkib123
Bed in some flowers that when in bloom spell out something insulting!

Sorry can't take this very seriously because you have stated she is an "old woman" - I mean how bad can she be? Is she 60ish or 80ish?


loool dunno shes old!! she never goes out and wont answer the door i get laods of people coming to my house to find out why she isnt answering the dorr!!

its just getting creepy now- i mean cummon how exciting is it to watch someone picking up dog turd??? :?
#18
make it so you have something in common ( i.e. ask her for a cutting of her lavender or sumert gardeny (teqnical term) shes just lonly and obviously not got a reet lot to talk to you about so does the hole negative attention thing) shed drather stew over nothing than have nothing to do with her time..
#19
foxymissroxy
well no they spend most of their time inside and i dont let them bark it drives me mad dogs barking!! obviously if the post man comes or whatever but litterally 30 secs!!



Okay, just a thought.

Anyway, put in a row of Laylandi - they are quick growing and although no good for this year by next year they will be tall enough to block her view.. shouldn't cost too much
#20
fireheaven
Moon her :-D


+1

Although you have to be careful not to be done for indecent exposure etc.

If she's hellbent on watching you... Give her something to watch, or better still go over to her house and tell her to leave you the hell alone. Failing that, get a bigger fence, or a nice large hedge/set of trees to obstruct her view.

Just had a thought - Have you ever seen that prank with the dog doo and the burning paper bag? :P Try that one on her a few times, maybe she'll get the hint.
#21
nikkib123
Has she got any family that visit her? Maybe you could have a word with them?


I think they are ed up of her too used to come regular, but now bout once every 2 weeks if shes lucky!! they always used to tell me there was nothing wrong with her no reason she doesnt go out or andswer the door (she told us she couldnt get up to it or anything) and to be fair if she was that unstable the council would have moved her long ago we live on a mountain loads of huge hills an that and she lives in a house unconverted!!

the nice neighbours told me the other day thats why the people that lived here before sold it because she basically made their lives hell for 3 years!!
#22
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1 Like #24
what you do is.....

when she goes out (iceland, bingo, hip replacement) sneak onto her window ledges and take a picture from each one, then get them printed at the same size as the window frame and selotape them over the window.... she looks out the window she is none the wiser that she's actually looking at a picture rather than the real world.

make sure you put loads of little tiny pin holes through the images though to let light throughm, cataracts should be setting in so she wont notice the difference.

Every ones happy....... GENIUS!
#25
MinstrelMan
what you do is.....

when she goes out (iceland, bingo, hip replacement) sneak onto her window ledges and take a picture from each one, then get them printed at the same size as the window frame and selotape them over the window.... she looks out the window she is none the wiser that she's actually looking at a picture rather than the real world.

make sure you put loads of little tiny pin holes through the images though to let light throughm, cataracts should be setting in so she wont notice the difference.

Every ones happy....... GENIUS!


shame the old girl isn't a man, you could do almost the same but take picture of your kids from her window and leave them scattered around the street.. he'd be gone before you could blink
suspended#26
MinstrelMan
what you do is.....

when she goes out (iceland, bingo, hip replacement) sneak onto her window ledges and take a picture from each one, then get them printed at the same size as the window frame and selotape them over the window.... she looks out the window she is none the wiser that she's actually looking at a picture rather than the real world.

make sure you put loads of little tiny pin holes through the images though to let light throughm, cataracts should be setting in so she wont notice the difference.

Every ones happy....... GENIUS!



LOL :lol:
banned#27
Captain Hook;4038122
shame the old girl isn't a man, you could do almost the same but take picture of your kids from her window and leave them scattered around the street.. he'd be gone before you could blink

WRONG






funny


but wrong
#28
When She Is There Photo Or Camcord Her And Say I Need This Evidence That You Are Harassing Me For The Council As Im Going To Get You Evicted If You Dont Stop,THEN PRESS RECORD AND YOU WILL GET HER ON TAPE KICKING OFF LOL JOB DONE
#29
foxymissroxy
I either a sit topless or b clean the dog kennels out in the winter months !! :p


its getting harder and harder to do that!! especially as shes taken to hammering on the window whe she doesnt like what im doing in my own garden!


You should listen to your ipod or mp3 player full blast when your out in the garden and drown out the sound of her tapping her window and If you catch her giver her a wave and a thumbs up... it'll p*** her off rotten lol
#30
How old is old.......?

Will she be dead soon ?
suspended#31
roxy why dont you turn the situation around and start stalking her ... stand in your garden for ages just watching her ... stare her out .... dont say a word just stare at her house lol, she will soon get spooked out and stop i rekon lol either that or do what my sister did with a similar problem ... she just took her bewbies out and shouted "there have a good look now bleep off" lol
#32
choc1969
How old is old.......?

Will she be dead soon ?


I wondered who would say it....


well done... lol

(I was thinking it)
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choc1969
How old is old.......?

Will she be dead soon ?


lmfao .... tears ... classic !!! :lol:
#34
ChipSticks;4038171
I wondered who would say it....


well done... lol

(I was thinking it)


nicki3668;4038176
lmfao .... tears ... classic !!! :lol:


no point pussy footing around :whistling:
#35
say you saw her taking pictures of your kids in the garden...................



*joke btw, I'm not responsible if you actually do this
#36
I know exactly how you feel I had an old lady next door and she was a nightmare. If she had been young I could have sorted her out but when they are old there isn't alot you can do. She used to have us awake as soon as it got light by shouting out the window to people asking what time it was. They carted her off in the end. Good job they did cos I was ready to commit murder. She even walked in my back door one day when my OH was in his pants. Maybe thats what sent her loopy lol...
#37
Drop a rape alarm through her letter box. Loud noise turns old people into stone.
suspended#38
choc1969
no point pussy footing around :whistling:


i totally cracked up at that choc brilliant loool :lol:
#39
Alfonse
say you saw her taking pictures of your kids in the garden...................



*joke btw, i'm not responsable if you actually do this


and say she sits in the garden eating dog food while doing the macarena...

men in white coats

Sorted.
#40
dxx
Drop a rape alarm through her letter box. Loud noise turns old people into stone.


lololololol

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