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banned7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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banned7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago

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I love your Eastenders life.
byker, is that really you?
lol, that is funny!
So you didn't get a booty call at 5am, or any other time then...
You went out with a chav???
she still has my tv! :-( she's probably watching eastenders on it right now! :p

why doesnt she just GTFO of my life! getting her mum to stalk me at 5am... epic low

Can you please hurry up and get the tv back from her so that you can give it to me. Thanks.
Black Gerbil 1

I lol..:-D
Lol her mum wants you to sleep with her.
Can you please hurry up and get the tv back from her so that you can give it to me. Thanks.

Angel... you can have mine....except it dosent show eastenders..
Angel... you can have mine....except it dosent show eastenders..

Excellent. I don't like Eastenders. Plus I don't need it because I have HUKD.

ok. just don't ever give my number to your mum... unless she is a milf

Let's not tell everyone I have your number please, otherwise you will be added to THE LIST.

I'd like to point out you now owe me:


her mum is a MINLF she has an aussie accent though.... so i could close my eyes and think of kylie

that ll do...at least for this cold weather...
lol i love reading your stories
i got banned for a week for using the short name for a bottom

so are you gonna get banned for using the rude word for weeing twice
Slow down angel......what list.... the "Are you free tonite" list?
thank **** you already have a car :lol:

Pipe down or I'll put 'diamonds' on the list and then you're in trouble.

Slow down angel......what list.... the "Are you free tonite" list?

That was for bykergrove, don't worry...you're safe! (For now.) ;-)
hahaha :lol: i love these threads byker :lol: what is your club name?
next time your exwife's phone is busy :thumbsup:

Get a belt to strap yourself in, you don't want to fall out dude.
It is probably John Smith :D
it's not a porn name :lol:! it's a normal name just not the one on my birth certificate

haha :lol: i just use the first name that pops into my head :lol: sometimes i slip up and give away my real name tho :lol:
Who needs tv when there is so much entertainment on here :w00t:
a guy from work shows girls his work ID! LOOOOOOOOOOOL a few years back it was a good thing not so much right now!

:lol:, i managed to get away with John Dorian once :lol: what dumb ass :lol:
dont need tips from you brah

no h8

Dude, you're calling your ex's mom for a bit of slap and tickle at 5am, heed the advice.
5am in the morning??? Phone her back see if she was getting up for work
well never been in a club before, but at least i now know that i should use fake names and fake numbers in case something like this situation arises (is there such thing as a high class club in London :P).

As for your 3 questions, I think it is the normal behaviour of chavs - drink at night, do what they want without thinking about it, being nosy like most chavs are, etc etc

i phoned her back cause i didnt know who it was or why they were calling.

A booty call like you said in the title.

So i get a bootycall at 5am....

...Oh wait!
lol i NEVER remember girls names.. in NY every girl i met i would call them michelle to keep things simple!

man im the same, at one point i had 4 numbers in my phone, Girl 1, Girl 2, Girl 3, Girl 4, someone called fiona and someone called emma, not a clue who any of these girls were :lol:
lol i give my number to girls i actually want to meet up with later. some play "games" by calling you and making noises and eventually asking "do you know who i am?" i think it's like a test to see if i remember them or some kind of catch the playa out or some crap.

other girls just call at normal times and talk normally. i used to have 3 phones when i was younger and it was on a tiered basis:

level 1: randoms i have just met (only keep this phone with me if i'm going out clubbing ect)
level 2: girls i'm meeting up with more often.. keep this phone with me but on silent
level 3: friends and family.. use this phone as a normal phone.

i've grown up now so only have 1 phone but after this scare i might fire up my old samsung as my randomer phone!!

# takes note of advice# (not that im gonna go clubbing anytime soon :P)
interesting stuff ;-)
So i guess your ex's mum wont b calling you anymore?
"3. what kind of mensa test does her mum have to do to turn her alarm off??"

This made me laugh.. A LOT.
damn you got me :| exgf's mum is that you?

Yes it is, I was calling you to get you to pay for some new underwear for my daughter, you stretched them all out when wearing them while she was at work!

Go on a diet!

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