Soooo funny. I went out to get this deal: http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/sky-tv-boxsets-bundle-sky-q-1tb-broadband-unlimited-sky-talk-anytime-instore-carphone-2512669#comments
I hurried across the road to get the bus and almost took a full blown angina attack. Took my spray, soldiered on and sweated buckets for 4 hours (and counting).
That would have made a great headline ... 'Man in hospital rushing to Hotukdeals offer'.
My chest still hurts and I think I will go back to online and home delivered stuff.
Let this be a lesson to anyone (like me) that hasn't used a brick and mortar shop for years -don't, they are bad for your health.
I had to share, because you just can't make some things up and it has all the hallmarks of a comedy sketch.