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Need a comeback joke!

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
Ok, so leicester got relegated but my ex manager is texting emailing gloating about it. Jokes about going down etc etc, hopefully you get the picture.

I just don't know what to say to make him shut up.

Hes a Gloucester Rubgy fan. Anything recent I can rub is nose in about? Any good pics I could email him? Like them losing bad on something or something with a bad scoreboard :)
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago

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Trouble is Gloucester (I think) are doing really well!
Try telling him to stop being immature as it is only a game, you don't have time for it!!!! Due to his inabilities as your manager you are busy rectifying all his errors!
Yeah but I do see it as a laugh as well. I just wanna take the **** out of him lol
In 1983 3 kids were playing in the street in Sydney when they were hit by a train. They all go to heaven and God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there, and as you're flying back down to Earth, shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts "Lawyer" and so, 20 years later, he is a very successful lawyer, making lots of money, with an upcoming appointment to the Bench.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts "brain surgeon" and so, 20 years later, he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering "stupid clumsy a***hole." 20 years later, he's playing the back line for Gloucester.
lol - after all the stick I got when leicester knocked us out of the cup (I'm a Villa fan working in leicester) I'm just glad I can get my own back now :)

heh heh.....
have either of you leicester fans played at the walkers?
i did last may!
You may be in the third tier of English football, BUT at least you're in the top tier of crisp making!
You could also make some comment on 'egg chasing'
Jules 69,
next May you could be there playing for us!
i have retired like alot of your players should!!!!!!!!!!!
off to ref at anfield on friday . wont mean much to you boys but does to me!
he cant make jokes at you if hes dead....jus sayin
why so many cat pics these days lol
never mind - the walkers bowl could become a production plant ...
black gerbil1
why so many cat pics these days lol

cause theyz funniez

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