A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectal deodorant. The pharmacist, a little confused, explains to the blonde that they don't sell rectal deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from the store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes, I've got my old one here," says the blonde. She hands it to the pharmacist. "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant," he says to her.
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."