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martin17 Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome
with her husband.. She mentioned the
trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're
crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you
getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their
planes are old, their flight attendants
are ugly, and they're always late. So where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's
really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying
to see him. He'll look the size of an

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked
her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of
Continental's brand new planes, but it
was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were
wonderful, and I had a handsome
28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job,
and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in
the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you
didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and
explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so
kind as to step into his private room
and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook
my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few
words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said: "Who messed up your hair?"
martin17 Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago

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is this true!!!???

Didn't remember the punchline - but have heard it before.

Very good!
lol :p

Very good!

is this true!!!???

Nice one Martin!
is this true!!!???

That reminds me, what happened to levis24? :giggle:
:lol: Nice one!
funny ! :thumbsup:
Good one.:thumbsup:

Seems true to me:whistling::-D

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