Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, a husband returns after several hours
of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife
decides to take their boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, and takes out her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking,"Isn't it
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take
you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
"! That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said...and quickly left.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS.
IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK.