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Never go cycling with women! (unless they are super cool cyclists)

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Just a tip. I'm heavily into my cycling at the moment (on and off road), cycling about 120 miles a week. So I get up on this beautiful morning and get ready to go for a little cycle (about 10 mile… Read More
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banned6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
Just a tip.

I'm heavily into my cycling at the moment (on and off road), cycling about 120 miles a week.
So I get up on this beautiful morning and get ready to go for a little cycle (about 10 miles). The fiance perks up and suggests she wants to come along. Now in all fairness, she hasn't cycled in a while so I decide to cut it down to about 8 miles and go super slow.

Almost home, she starts moaning. Then she starts crying. Then she blames me for forcing her to come along. Then she turns around and goes back the way we came (we are about a mile from home at this point so she is actually going to end up going a lot further just to prove a point).
So I carry on my way, and five minutes later my guilt gets the better of me so I turn around and try and find her. Nowhere to be seen!
I go up the same bit of country track FIVE times shouting her name. Nothing.
I then get a little worried so I cycle home as fast as I can to find her sitting in the back garden.
Now she's fine. Now she's all smiles. But she spoiled what was supposed to be beautiful cycle around the countryside I live in by bitching and moaning.

Rant over!
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banned6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Chicks are nuts .....

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[mod]#2
Get rid of her. No one would dare show me that level of disrespect.
banned#3
magicjay1986
Get rid of her. No one would dare show me that level of disrespect.


:-D
#4
if she cant keep up on a bike, she must be crap in bed....
#5
Well next time half the cycle ride, drop her off home and then go on another 5 miles by your self! Be a gent!
1 Like #6
next time take the stablisers off her bike
banned#7
women :roll:
#8
give her a backer?
#9
Women eh? Can't live with 'em, pass the salt.
#10
Ha ha, sounds like something I'd do!
#11
Did you cycle behind her, she could decide the speed then.
#12
LJC79
Ha ha, sounds like something I'd do!


i was going to say the same :p
banned#13
electriclinux
Did you cycle behind her, she could decide the speed then.


I did just that. I was cycling backwards!

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