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NEVER ORDERING PERFECT PIZZA AGAIN!!!!

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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
Ok basically i was almost through a large pepperoni pizza from perfect pizza - only two slices left and i noticed something in the base. I poked at the base a little to find a long black SICK SICK SICK HAIR.

This hair was actually imbedded into the base - maybe i ate a few. Well i took pics and gave them a call - they couldnt care less.

So i guess ill just go to bed wondering about the hairs in my tummy and where they may have came from!

Moral of this story - dont order perfect pizza. From west brom anyways.

:(
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
pubes
#2
micoo
pubes


+1

you should have eaten it all up yummy yummy pubes
#3
chicago town.end of.
#4
:lol:

Complaining about a hair - have you any idea what goes in pizza-shop pepporini?
#5
shutup!!!!!!!!!
I have been trying to block out the possibility that i may have eaten pubes :(
#6
same thing kinda for me


ordered for del at 9 didnt get it till 10 30 (order placed at 7pm) and then there were hairs in it so didnt eat it after about one slice! go to the website click about us and you get the head office contact sent them a letter today recorded delivery
#7
Dipstick99
shutup!!!!!!!!!
I have been trying to block out the possibility that i may have eaten pubes :(


mybe the pubes had crabs too :o or bodily fluids :p
#8
Dipstick99
shutup!!!!!!!!!
I have been trying to block out the possibility that i may have eaten pubes :(


sorry

was probs **** hairs

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#9
Well pubes or not. Who cares.
ARSENAL ARE TOP!!!!
What a come back :D
#10
I ordered perfect pizza once, but i was so battered i did not look at it. Not in west brom though...
#11
Lets just hope it wasn't A hole pubes!AHHHHH!!!!!!
#12
Bet u secretly loved it, bet your sneaking down at night, downstairs, open the fridge get the butter out put it on the bread, cut some of those love hairs off and your in heaven. ;)
#13
mrman007
Bet u secretly loved it, bet your sneaking down at night, downstairs, open the fridge get the butter out put it on the bread, cut some of those love hairs off and your in heaven. ;)


loooooooooooooool
#14
lol. this thread made me laugh so loud i just woke my son up. its not nice having eaten someone elses hair. I got someones hair in a salsa wrap from kfc once.... never eaten there since. sympathy for you.
#15
http://www.imagesocket.com/view/P1040042a7a.jpg

Heres a treat for you pube lovers out there.
Make me an offer.

http://imagesocket.com/view/P1040042481.jpg

This is my pizza
#16
guess they wasnt so perfect after all - HAHA
#17
mrman007
Bet u secretly loved it, bet your sneaking down at night, downstairs, open the fridge get the butter out put it on the bread, cut some of those love hairs off and your in heaven. ;)

then you get caught, your wife/GF comes in and turns the kitchen lights on, only to find you with a mouthful of Hovis, Can't believe it's not butter .., and a something she just can't make out as you quickly wipe you mouth. SCANDLE!!!!! :whistling:
#18
Dipstick99
http://www.imagesocket.com/view/P1040042a7a.jpg

Heres a treat for you pube lovers out there.
Make me an offer.

http://imagesocket.com/view/P1040042481.jpg

This is my pizza


pull it out and eat it

ya wuss!
#19
Dipstick99
http://www.imagesocket.com/view/P1040042a7a.jpg

Heres a treat for you pube lovers out there.
Make me an offer.

http://imagesocket.com/view/P1040042481.jpg

This is my pizza


dcx_badass
It doesn't even look like nice pizza.


WAS THT THE PIZZA :o i had no clue wht it was
#20
mrman007
then you get caught, your wife/GF comes in and turns the kitchen lights on, only to find you with a mouthful of Hovis, Can't believe it's not butter .., and a something she just can't make out as you quickly wipe you mouth. SCANDLE!!!!! :whistling:



What have you been smoking? I want some
#21
micoo
WAS THT THE PIZZA :o i had no clue wht it was


did u let it load...cos at first it took up my whole screen and more lol then it shrunk to size
#22
Hate to upset you even further but it sounds like you got a revenge pizza . . .


. . . you know . . .



. . . the kind that disgruntled employees 'adjust' for a laugh . . .




. . . or because it's their last day at work.




The bad news is that the hairs were probably the least horrible 'adjustment'




Sorry
#23
numptyj
did u let it load...cos at first it took up my whole screen and more lol then it shrunk to size


oh my bad lol :lol:
#24
micoo
WAS THT THE PIZZA :o i had no clue wht it was


The clue was ....

This is my pizza
#25
dcx_badass
It doesn't even look like nice pizza.


Doesn't even look like a tasty pube :x what a disappointment!!!!
#26
cannyscot
Hate to upset you even further but it sounds like you got a revenge pizza . . .


Sorry



Revenge for what i always tip drivers and everythinnnnnk :(
1 Like #27
mrman007
Doesn't even look like a tasty pube :x what a disappointment!!!!


i know :x im thoroughly dissapointed
#28
.....
:(
#29
Probably happened while they were adding the "special sauce" :thumbsup:
#30
As a professor of Pubicmondous, I would say that is a hair of the head and not of the persi parts :)
#31
There's an urban legend tht sum1 got a kentucky fried mouse in thr bargain bucket,discovered in edinburgh abc cinema,wth the lights out I'm surprised they noticed (if true)
#32
Ah a pizza with lashings of pubes, great stuff.
Bet you still get one tomorrow night though eh. ;-) :thumbsup:
#33
Should have gone to Number 1...
#34
lol @ ordering crap and complaining @ getting just that

bwahahahahaha
#35
Two words.....Trading Standards!

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