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banned6y, 1w agoPosted 6 years, 1 week ago
About time I changed it so here's a nice wintery Avatar to cheer you all up on these cold mornings!

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banned6y, 1w agoPosted 6 years, 1 week ago
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#1
wowzer (preferred the old one aha)
#2
Me too
#3
You having a go at us Morton's toe peoples! oO
1 Like #4
eew
#5
That's just not right.
2 Likes #6
Penny Saver
That's just not right.

nope. definitely on the left as well. :p
#7
those feet are made for walking.. quickly away !
banned#8
I see what you've done there.

Very clever.

*strokes chin*

Very clever indeed.
banned#9
I have a disability in my toes (hence JonnyTwoToes).

It's called Getfookedivitas. Terrible ailment.
#10
eww u hate feet lol
2 Likes #11
vicknanth
eww u hate feet lol

Don't start an argument with a foot fetishist.

You wouldn't have a leg to stand on. :D
banned#12
Plum
vicknanth
eww u hate feet lol


Don't start an argument with a foot fetishist.

You wouldn't have a leg to stand on. :D


You're probably best sticking to political hot potatoes. Comedy is not for you sunshine.

Here is a picture of a potato:

http://www.splattered-paint.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/potato1.jpg

Edited By: vibeone on Nov 26, 2010 16:43
#13
I suppose I should really think up a new one, too. Since England left the world cup, this one hasn't had much relevance in it.
#14
vibeone
You're probably best sticking to political hot potatoes. Comedy is not for you sunshine.Here is a picture of a potato:http://www.splattered-paint.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/potato1.jpg

Just carry on stroking your chin (or anything else as long as it keeps you quiet) and let the adults talk for a while. ;)
banned#15
Plum, my avatar change is in no way anti-socialist.

Unless growing select toes is in someway considered to be a capitalist enterprise?
#16
JonnyTwoToes
Plum, my avatar change is in no way anti-socialist.Unless growing select toes is in someway considered to be a capitalist enterprise?

Hey. JonnyTT

Why do socialists toes love sandals?



Because..... wait for it.... wait for it.....It's gonna be worth it promise (_;)







One out ALL OUT!
banned#17
Plum
JonnyTwoToes
Plum, my avatar change is in no way anti-socialist.Unless growing select toes is in someway considered to be a capitalist enterprise?


Hey. JonnyTT

Why do socialists toes love sandals?



Because..... wait for it.... wait for it.....It's gonna be worth it promise (_;)







One out ALL OUT!


Plum.... I love you! I would love to get this joke.... I hope it is me being simple..... PLEASE explain?
#18
JonnyTwoToes
Plum
JonnyTwoToes
Plum, my avatar change is in no way anti-socialist.Unless growing select toes is in someway considered to be a capitalist enterprise?
Hey. JonnyTTWhy do socialists toes love sandals?Because..... wait for it.... wait for it.....It's gonna be worth it promise (_;)One out ALL OUT!
Plum.... I love you! I would love to get this joke.... I hope it is me being simple..... PLEASE explain?

JonnyTT I could tell you, but then come the revolution you would have to be put up against the wall and shot. oO

Here is an easy clue instead.

Think once think twice think strike.

If all else fails google should help.
banned#19
OK......

To deep for me my friend.

How about the shortest poem in the world? (that I know)

"Mary Rose, sat on a pin, Mary Rose."
#20
I like

Fleas
Adam
Had 'em

or

Jonnytwotoes knows prose (not sure of spelling).
banned#21
Venisons dear isnt it?
#22
A seal walks into a club...
banned#23
What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh
#24
JonnyTwoToes
What do you call a fish with no eye?Fsh

Is it any relation to the dear with no eyes?

No Idea!
banned#25
Plum
JonnyTwoToes
What do you call a fish with no eye?Fsh


Is it any relation to the dear with no eyes?

No Idea!


And no legs?

Still no idea!
#26
JonnyTwoToes
Plum
JonnyTwoToes
What do you call a fish with no eye?Fsh
Is it any relation to the dear with no eyes?No Idea!
And no legs? Still no idea!

or no feet, legs, torso, neck, or head?


That's a dear hat rack you have.
#27
god you two, get a room
1 Like #28
michelleleemoo
god you two, get a room

I looked into it but it was too dear! :|
banned 2 Likes #29
Plum
michelleleemoo
god you two, get a room


I looked into it but it was too dear! :|


Couldn't have been more than a couple of bucks?

I'm here all week.
#30
Ewwwwww toes!!!
#31
JonnyTwoToes
Plum
michelleleemoo
god you two, get a room
I looked into it but it was too dear! :|
Couldn't have been more than a couple of bucks?I'm here all week.

Nah. I ask the manager and he said they were trying to buck the trend.

They did have one room with a couple of budgies in going cheap.

I recommend the lamb btw.
banned#32
Doh!

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