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NEW DICTIONARY

snowtiger Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
NEW DICTIONARY

ADULT :
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR :
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL :
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS :
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE :
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST :
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST :
Someone me-deep in conversation

GOSSIP :
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF :
Cold Storage.

INFLATION :
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH:
A female moth.

MOSQUITO :
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN :
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET :
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON :
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE :
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW :
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN :
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES :
Something other people have. You have character lines
.
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
SKELETON :
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off !!! :w00t: YUK
#2
haha, they're real good :)
#3
:giggle: love them

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