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New language for europe

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.
During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
LOL Very good
#2
Eine WAS FÜR KOMPLETTE LAST Des ABFALLS
banned#3
it the only language for the world
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danby jason;1908522
it the only language for the world

KÜSSEN SIE MEIN HINTERTEIL
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Brilliant thanks for that.

I was laughing as I was reading and the more I read the more I laughed, if you know what I mean ! ! !

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#7
awesome, very very clever
#8
that is not acceptable :P or should i say akseptabl.....

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