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New Scam Warning - Blokes Beware !

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9y, 3m agoPosted 9 years, 3 months ago
Over the last month I became the victim of a very clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are on your own and loading your stuff into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say

"No"

and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat. This is where the scam starts.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

DO NOT BECOME A VICTIM!
(Unless you have unlimited supplies of wallets)
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9y, 3m agoPosted 9 years, 3 months ago
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#1
What shopping centre is this?
I will be down there tommorow
PS Seen some cheap wallets in poundland
#2
lol, heard it before, but it still makes me laugh :D
#3
TheDoc
lol, heard it before, but it still makes me laugh :D


Yeah i've heard it before, Different variations but always makes me laugh! :)
#4
this is almost as old as the "ebay song". Gets posted as much too.
#5
[SIZE=2]now wheres my wallet gone?!?!:? [/SIZE]
#6
martin_909
Over the last month I became the victim of a very clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are on your own and loading your stuff into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say

"No"

Nooooooooo, not again! :whistling:
and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat. This is where the scam starts.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

DO NOT BECOME A VICTIM!
(Unless you have unlimited supplies of wallets)
#7
Ha classic
#8
add-man
how did you get your wallet stolen 11 times,
was it the same scam everytime?


:?
#9
:giggle:
#10
What would happen if i go down on my there on tandem?
#11
are you simply talking out of the wrong place in your body??
#12
jaguark
are you simply talking out of the place in your body??


Mouth? :giggle:
#13
lol fixed!!!
#14
jaguark
are you simply talking out of the wrong place in your body??


Ear? :giggle:
#15
you'll get there eventually ;-)
#16
mule?
#17
Ever wondered why i have a stack of windolene in my shed, and always buy the lingerie deals :w00t:
#18
let me give you a clue....

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/coreimages/digital+art/66736_1453_by_timcn.jpg
#19
mule.....donkey.....ass.......:whistling:
#20
jaguark
let me give you a clue....


Did you actually search for turds on google? :giggle:
#21
Iom-RF
Did you actually search for turds on google? :giggle:


hahaha just did it now ROFLMAO!!!
this is getting out of hand Lol!!!
#22
Iom-RF
Did you actually search for turds on google? :giggle:

Sometimes I wish I had never learned how to turn off the safety on my goole serch :?
#23
omg what did you type in the search big pile of poo
#24
if you closely at the turd on the bottom right, i swear its a mouth...
#25
I've never heard this joke before, i've lived a sheltered life. :giggle:
#26
add-man
What would happen if i go down on my tandem?


:whistling:
#27
martin_909
Over the last month I became the victim of a very clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are on your own and loading your stuff into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say

"No"

and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat. This is where the scam starts.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

DO NOT BECOME A VICTIM!
(Unless you have unlimited supplies of wallets)


Surprised the hukd police haven't pulled this, a post talking about girls having sex and giving blow jobs:thumbsup:
#28
sounds like a day gone wrong at a zoo.
#29
Ditto
Surprised the hukd police haven't pulled this, a post talking about girls having sex and giving blow jobs:thumbsup:


You learn that at school at 10-11 anyway!

Guess it would've been removed if anyone actually found a joke offensive!
#30
Iom-RF
You learn that at school at 10-11 anyway!

Guess it would've been removed if anyone actually found a joke offensive!


Whats with the exclamation marks? I took no offense from it and I'd be surprised if anyone else does.
I posted a joke a month or so ago and it was pulled because it had "*****" in the joke.

Pm from a mod....

Hi there. The mods have decided to remove your joke containing the word "P.E.N.I.S" as it is deemed unsuitable for our family forum.

The way we work on this is, "would you allow your 12/13 year old child say that word to you?".

Thanks,
Mod.

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