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Newcastle stag weekend - This is how I roll (photo added)

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They really know how to have a good time up north and i didn't get a knife in my back. First time in a strip club...oh my god why have i not been in one before now? Mind blowing stuff! First rule of s… Read More
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banned7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
They really know how to have a good time up north and i didn't get a knife in my back. First time in a strip club...oh my god why have i not been in one before now? Mind blowing stuff! First rule of strip club - don't talk about strip club.

I was banana man on the sat and man the ladies were mad for it.
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banned7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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#1
first time in a strip club...oh my god why have i not been in one before now?

you're 27


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/qtip58/Pics/son_i_am_disappoint.gif
#2
uve never been to a strip club :? dude wtf :lol:
#3
micoo
uve never been to a strip club :? dude wtf :lol:


not everyone is as wild as you micoo :-D
#4
im shocked that you had never been to a strip club before :?

is this the first stag night/weekend you have been on?
banned#5
ilovepink
im shocked that you had never been to a strip club before :?

is this the first stag night/weekend you have been on?


2nd lol marriage is not the done thing any more. 1st time we were all too drunk to walk across MK to the strip club, plus i had been violently sick in the toilets. Not a good look.
#6
Lol @ Newcarstle!!!!!!!!!
#7
black gerbil1
you're 27


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/qtip58/Pics/son_i_am_disappoint.gif




Why have you posted a picture of simon cowells fat brother?
#8
Which pubs/clubs did you go into?
#9
Hold on.... I've never been in a strip club either?
#10
LoL I went glasgow on a stag weekend start of september...and I'm 17.

Jesus, Some of them Girls... Second rule of strip club - No touching XD
banned#11
Back to school on monday?
banned#12
dcx_badass
Spammed, you spelt it wrong again.


I am surprised he found the place, he has spelt it wrong twice this week.

Are you sure you didn't go to Newcastle-under-Lyme in Staffordshire :roll:
banned#13
Lulu'sMammy
Lol @ Newcarstle!!!!!!!!!


Mod edit to make me look bad.

Went in the gate did them all and puppy galore.

Friday night went in a load of pubs clubs somewhere i have no idea. Some girl started beating me up cause i gave her the cold shoulder.
#14
micoo
uve never been to a strip club :? dude wtf :lol:


Never saw the point of strip clubs in this country, go in, get turned on and you cant do anything about it, you touch, and some man mountain of a bouncer bounces you out the door.

Much prefer the clubs in Amsterdam, where you can follow through as it were. :whistling:
#15
dcx_badass
This is why I stay in at the weekend, we get riff raff like you who can't even spell the place name coming to visit, week nights are where it's at.


Koos'day Tuesday is where it's at!
#16
I've never been to a strip club (been to better places when based in Germany). I like the Gate, Jesmond, down by the Central Station or the Quayside, like Tynemouth too. I avoid the bigg market.
#17
Paddy_o_furniture
I've never been to a strip club (been to better places when based in Germany). I like the Gate, Jesmond, down by the Central Station or the Quayside, like Tynemouth too. I avoid the bigg market.

Pig market :)
banned#18
dcx_badass
This is why I stay in at the weekend, we get riff raff like you who can't even spell the place name coming to visit, week nights are where it's at.


Jesus christ i know how to spell newcastle it was a typo because i'm on my phone using predictive text messaging.
#19
First rule of strip club, don't tpuch. Second rule of strip club - don't tell the gf as she'll go nuts. Third rule of strip club - I had though of something smart to say but I'm drunk and have now completely forgot.....
#20
civms47
First rule of strip club, don't tpuch. Second rule of strip club - don't tell the gf as she'll go nuts. Third rule of strip club - I had though of something smart to say but I'm drunk and have now completely forgot.....


rule 1 is lame, and I never follow it.
#21
dcx_badass
You and your mum playing twister in the school holidays doesn't count as a strip club.

Laffin my crack off!!!
#22
dcx_badass
You and your mum playing twister in the school holidays doesn't count as a strip club.


who are you? are you the guy who brags about visiting airports ? lool
banned#23
civms47
First rule of strip club, don't tpuch. Second rule of strip club - don't tell the gf as she'll go nuts. Third rule of strip club - I had though of something smart to say but I'm drunk and have now completely forgot.....


Nah she said it was cool and I was there with her brother :thumbsup:
#24
black gerbil1
rule 1 is lame, and I never follow it.


Touching the monitor when you're on certain sites doesn't count.....
banned#25
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2743/4109252709_1cf2044225.jpg
banned#26
oh my god whose the div in the robin outfit
banned#27
sassie
oh my god whose the div in the robin outfit


it's a B....for Banana
banned#28
lumoruk
it's a B....for Banana


never seen blue bananas but hey ho





so whose the div in the banana outfit - lol
banned#29
sassie
never seen blue bananas but hey ho

so whose the div in the banana outfit - lol


Well it was my stag weekend....:roll: you're slow tonight sass, or you're just playing me as per..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNknWT-agT0
banned#30
lumoruk
Well it was my stag weekend....:roll: you're slow tonight sass, or you're just playing me as per..


whooops i forget about that, i bet ya dead sexy with ya kit off :w00t:
#31
Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and how she's sitting?
suspended#32
Paddy_o_furniture
Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and how she's sitting?


Nope:thumbsup:
banned#33
Paddy_o_furniture
Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and how she's sitting?


ewww thats minging and the scabs on the knees of the other girl, puke
banned#34
I told her we wouldn't put it on facebook....didn't say anything about the rest of the internet
#35
Paddy_o_furniture
Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and how she's sitting?


nope +1
banned#36
Just showed her all the photos, she flipped and said well just keep in mind I've got my 2nd hen party next weekend .... shut me up :roll:
#37
I can see that lasses GROWLER!!!
#38
Bet that poor girl is thanking God she wore knickers lol
banned#39
dcx_badass
Put the rest of the pics up!


no, but here's one more for the bank :thumbsup:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2637/4110792734_223cbdfd9f.jpg
#40
that is ballin style!

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