Newcastle United have been promoted back to the top flight before kicking a ball today, due to Nott'm Forests failure to beat Cardiff.
Promotion is now mathematically certain, now lets just make sure we take the title.
Hughton is still tactically naive (Iain Dowie could of got us promoted).
Cashley is still a fat soutern ****er
And the team is still to poor to do anything in the EPL.
But all that aside,
Howay the lads.