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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
I like that - eiher sweet or disturbing - Im not sure !
#2
vbeardmore
I like that - eiher sweet or disturbing - Im not sure !


lol. i was thinking the same
#3
happy to say .... a dirty mind is part of growing old :whistling:
#4
reminds me of a time I went to see the girlfriends grandparents (we were about 17 at the time). Grandma was a big girl and Grandad very slightly built. Both well into their 70's

they'd been to Blackpool for the weekend and I jokingly asked Grandma if she'd had a ride on a donkey ...... she said 'Don't be daft, I have enough problems riding y'grandad' !!!!!!!! :w00t:.

<<<<<<<<<< didn't know where to look or what to say after that :oops:. The girlfriend was creased tho!
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bug199
reminds me of a time I went to see the girlfriends grandparents (we were about 17 at the time). Grandma was a big girl and Grandad very slightly built. Both well into their 70's

they'd been to Blackpool for the weekend and I jokingly asked Grandma if she'd had a ride on a donkey ...... she said 'Don't be daft, I have enough problems riding y'grandad' !!!!!!!! :w00t:.

<<<<<<<<<< didn't know where to look or what to say after that :oops:. The girlfriend was creased tho!


:w00t:

oh my

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