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Nice joke. I think you will like it

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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Tickle Me Elmo:



There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.



The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.


The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday... '

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
.....lol
[mod]#2
Tis funny :-D

.......but has been posted about as many times as the Boots 75% off sale. :lol:
#3
pmsl :-D
#4
Syzable
Tis funny :-D

.......but has been posted about as many times as the Boots 75% off sale. :lol:
Oh dear...All the time that I spend on here and I have never seen it posted, never mind:roll:
#5
Funny...
#6
nice one x x
#7
Very good :thumbsup: :p

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