I just had an amazing conversation with a Nigerian prince. I felt really sorry for him after reading of his plight and family crisis in a recent email. After a long chat I gave him my bank details (including the pin number) so that he could take a few pounds to set up a transfer of funds into my account. I was amazed just how quick and straight forward it was, it was probably easier because he was a really nice guy.
Now I realise that some people might think I am too kind hearted, but I assure you that I am not doing this for nothing. The prince has agreed to give me 10% of the funds he is going to transfer into my account. That means, by next weekend, there will be a millionaire posting comments on HUKD.
He told me that there are offer members of his family in a similar situation, so if you are eager to make a fast fortune, I can get him to phone you. After I put down the phone, I was at first feeling guilty about agreeing to take this money from him, but why not? Theres one born every minute, isnt there?