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night out at the theatre!lol

mstiny Avatar
9y, 6m agoPosted 9 years, 6 months ago
my daughter treated me to a nite out at the theatre to see "mums the word"although the sketches were very funny the audience was even funnier !!! At a quiet bit in the theatre 2 people went to the toilet in the dim lights ,they were struggling to see the 2 steps because the curtains were drawn and one of them proceded only to fall flat on her face through the curtain well everyone round about started to laugh ..because she made a shrieking noise.... then just when everyone was quiet and silence loomed a lady in front off me "farted" and started us all off laughing again and u know how it is the more u try not to laugh the worse you become then it turns into a shriek because u r holding in ur laughter soo much ! well everyone round about was ending their selves the other side of the theatre were telling us to shoosh ....lol ....so much soo 2 gay guys sitting next to me got told off by the theatre staff and told them if u cant stop laughing u need to leave ,one of the gays says to the guy its not our fault that woman in front of me just farted !!! then the woman that farted said she didnt fart it was her chair that just squeaked but she was lying she definately let one rip !!!!!hilarious my jaws are sore from laughing .A good night had by all.:giggle:
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9y, 6m agoPosted 9 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Sounds well worth the money!!!
#2
Anyone else find this hard to read?

I gave up after the first line.
#3
stora
Anyone else find this hard to read?

I gave up after the first line.


wots ur problem mate ?????????? maybe if u read the whole thing u would get the gist !!!
#4
stora
Anyone else find this hard to read?


I must admit yes!
#5
Iom-RF
I must admit yes!


ah well ! maybe u need to have a sense of humour !obviously u dont !!!
#6
My daughter treated me to a nite out at the theatre to see "mums the word"

Although the sketches were very funny the audience was even funnier !!! At a quiet bit in the theatre 2 people went to the toilet in the dim lights ,they were struggling to see the 2 steps because the curtains were drawn and one of them proceded only to fall flat on her face through the curtain. Well everyone round about started to laugh ..because she made a shrieking noise....

Then just when everyone was quiet and silence loomed a lady in front off me "farted" and started us all off laughing again and u know how it is the more u try not to laugh the worse you become then it turns into a shriek because u r holding in ur laughter soo much !

Well everyone round about was ending their selves the other side of the theatre were telling us to shoosh ....lol ....so much soo 2 gay guys sitting next to me got told off by the theatre staff and told them if u cant stop laughing u need to leave.

One of the gays says to the guy its not our fault that woman in front of me just farted !!! then the woman that farted said she didnt fart it was her chair that just squeaked but she was lying she definately let one rip !!!!!hilarious my jaws are sore from laughing .

A good night had by all.


There, the grammar police can sleep better tonight now.

Mstiny, I think they were commenting on the way your post was constructed rather than it's content.
#7
mstiny
ah well ! maybe u need to have a sense of humour !obviously u dont !!!


So because I struggled to read the text, I need a new sense of humour?

It was mainly because all the text was crammed in one paragraph.
#8
greg_68
My daughter treated me to a nite out at the theatre to see "mums the word"

Although the sketches were very funny the audience was even funnier !!! At a quiet bit in the theatre 2 people went to the toilet in the dim lights ,they were struggling to see the 2 steps because the curtains were drawn and one of them proceded only to fall flat on her face through the curtain. Well everyone round about started to laugh ..because she made a shrieking noise....

Then just when everyone was quiet and silence loomed a lady in front off me "farted" and started us all off laughing again and u know how it is the more u try not to laugh the worse you become then it turns into a shriek because u r holding in ur laughter soo much !

Well everyone round about was ending their selves the other side of the theatre were telling us to shoosh ....lol ....so much soo 2 gay guys sitting next to me got told off by the theatre staff and told them if u cant stop laughing u need to leave.

One of the gays says to the guy its not our fault that woman in front of me just farted !!! then the woman that farted said she didnt fart it was her chair that just squeaked but she was lying she definately let one rip !!!!!hilarious my jaws are sore from laughing .

A good night had by all.


There, the grammar police can sleep better tonight now.

Mstiny, I think they were commenting on the way your post was constructed rather than it's content.

well that cant be the case in "storas" view as he or she didnt read the "whole thing" as he or she only read the first line !!! but thanks anyway for sorting my post didnt realize it had to be written "word perfect" !!! :roll:
#9
mstiny
but thanks anyway for sorting my post didnt realize it had to be written "word perfect" !!! :roll:


It was difficult to read that was all.

As for spelling, I'm not that bothered as long as it makes some form of sense, My spelling/grammar isn't that great anyway!
#10
Iom-RF
So because I struggled to read the text, I need a new sense of humour?

It was mainly because all the text was crammed in one paragraph.


I never said to get a "new" sense of humour just "a sense of humour will do just fine "
#11
mstiny
I never said to get a "new" sense of humour just "a sense of humour will do just fine "


No you said and I quote :

ah well ! maybe u need to have a sense of humour !obviously u dont !!!


So if my current sense of humour isn't any good, Then surely I need a replacement?

Lets not get into a petty squabble, I read what you wrote fine, But it would have been easier to read if constructed properly.
#12
Paragraphs should be used in all text and so while yes this is the Internet and you probably can't be bothered etc. some people find it hard to read :)
#13
For the sake of hitting the enter key 5 times it does make it a lot easier on the eyes.
#14
Ironically mine was a really long sentence hehe :-D
#15
mstiny
wots ur problem mate ?????????? maybe if u read the whole thing u would get the gist !!!


If you can't be bothered to try and construct a readable post, then I can't be bothered to read it. Simple as that. :p
#16
stora
If you can't be bothered to try and construct a readable post, then I can't be bothered to read it. Simple as that. :p


but you CAN be bothered to comment on something that you have not even read ,now there is logic for you !!!:whistling:
#17
mstiny
but you CAN be bothered to comment on something that you have not even read ,now there is logic for you !!!:whistling:


giggling gays and farting women...sounds just my bag...did you see IQ last night when Julian Clarey informed that he once shat himself in front of the Queen while trying to hold a fart..it was hilarious..as the rest of the panel commented his lifestyle has relaxed the muscles in that area!!!

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