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NJ: Thought of the day, beware serious knowledge inside!

numptyj Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
So recently there have been people saying its their birthday etc so many happy returns to you who are celebrating now or within the near future.

But this got me thinking last night why is it happy birthday?
If you get married on 2nd March 09...then one year later it is an anniversay, same goes for deaths.

So my thinking is you only have one birthday I.e your D.O.B
So birthday cards should be changed to birth anniversary cards... If I pitch this to the dragons am I gonna be rich?

Also...what is happy birthday in French...I believe it backs up my thought.

If you have survived having your mind blown by this knowledge I spout please feel free to comment below

Happy Birth anniversary all!
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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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#1
In b4 tl;dr
#2
[ ] retarded statement
[ ] bordering on insanity
[ ] boring

[*] Fresh thinker

Hmm yeh. er no.
banned#3
Quiet day in Social Services today :?
#4
numpt, step away from the keyboard ............. :thumbsup:
#5
the french phrase does NOT back up your idea tho m8-"anniversaire" means birthday in french so "bon anniversaire" means happy birthday-if it is a wedding anniversary they say"bon anniversaire de marriage"(happy birthday of your marriage)

so ,in actual fact the french make it MORE complicated.

anniversaire does not mean anniversary-it means birthday-the only context in which the word can be used on its own is for a birthday greeting-anything else needs a qualification statement afterwards.
#6
free thinking = french

wut?
#7
Happy Birthday Anniversary to You,
Happy Birthday Anniversary to You,
Happy Birthday Anniversary Dear Numpty,
Happy Birthday Anniversary to You.

Not really gonna catch on is it?
banned#8
mind != blown
banned#9
numptyj
In b4 tl;dr


Every other post you make starts with "in b4" which completely defeats the point.
#10
Brb filling out my dragons den application form and patent forms/copyright etc etc

Strong stalk DLM ....annual leave...
banned#11
numptyj
Brb filling out my dragons den application form and patent forms/copyright etc etc

Strong stalk DLM ....annual leave...


You wish :-D
#12
DanJackson
Every other post you make starts with "in b4" which completely defeats the point.

In b4 any more reference to in b4

Irony

Wow mind blown once again
banned#13
numptyj
In b4 any more reference to in b4

Irony

Wow mind blown once again


can you link your youtube 4th hukd birth aniversary video plz i wanna show my friends
#14
In after the In-b4.
banned#15
happy birth day
#16
Trickyjabs
In after the In-b4.


in after, the after in b4 ........... :thinking:
#17
sassie
happy birth day


It does seem a bit stupid when u say it (not u just in general lol) because you would give your date of birth on a form and that date is only one single time.


God damn it there is no official system in place!!! Lool
#18
ind = blown



i like the nj in your title FWIW
banned#19
numptyj
In b4 any more reference to in b4

Irony

Wow mind blown once again


in b4 inb4

WOW!lolZ! Epic fred.

Luls. doin it 4 the pwnage!

w8!

M8! Brah, brah, brah

Serious
#20
DanJackson
in b4 inb4

WOW!lolZ! Epic fred.

Luls. doin it 4 the pwnage!

w8!

M8! Brah, brah, brah

Serious


pooor effort

- points
banned#21
casparwhite
pooor effort

- points


Gr8 replie m8! Plus 1 REPUTATIONS for you

Inb4 tha playa hataz

B4, b5, b6, b7, b8, b9. b10win up da misks!
#22
I've just had my graphic design team in France come up with a quick idea

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9610/anniversarya.jpg

obviously the numbers on the balloons and the number at the bottom changes to whatever age the person is gonna be.

I think I'm defninitely onto a winner
#23
DanJackson
Gr8 replie m8! Plus 1 REPUTATIONS for you

Inb4 tha playa hataz

B4, b5, b6, b7, b8, b9. b10win up da misks!


w0w str0ng h4te dere Dan

I know your into photography so probably have a good design eye, you must think my design team have done a good job on the card
#24
Oh no another believer.
#25
I see a problem with an 11 balloon, it will resemble a couple of sperm.
#26
greg_68
I see a problem with an 11 balloon, it will resemble a couple of sperm.


Design isn't an issue, you can have cakes with numbers on etc don't fret brah I've thought it through, theo paphitas (sp) will be stocking cards in his rymans and ill be earning big billz
#27
DanJackson
in b4 inb4

WOW!lolZ! Epic fred.

Luls. doin it 4 the pwnage!

w8!

M8! Brah, brah, brah

Serious

proves that I run teh misk.
#28
black gerbil1
proves that I run teh misk.


Yeah, and regularly poo your pants.
banned#29
numptyj

I know your into photography so probably have a good design eye, you must think my design team have done a good job on the card


G, that was tyte.
Can you make me one?

Just one that says "worst poster in da misk"? or summfin like that
#30
My design team are workin on something now hopefully will have it up soon, this one is gonna have slightly different style to it
#31
its here

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/130/anniversary2.jpg
#32
^ Yeah that works. ^
banned#33
Rodent

i like the nj in your title FWIW


I can work out the J stands for Job, but not sure of the first bit?

If I pitch this to the dragons am I gonna be rich?


No

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