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No Speaka de English,

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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
A bus stops, and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." " Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about a sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."
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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
:-D lol
#2
V. clever :)
#3
hehe.
#4
[CENTER][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="5"]It's agood[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER]

http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg
banned#5
I lickit alot.
banned#6
funnnnnnny :)
#7
heh, i laughed out loud at work!
#8
Superb
#9
Very Good.
had to go back and read it again slowly to make sure it made sense lol
#10
Brilliant!
#11
Yeah very funny. Johnny Foreigner can't speak English properly. What a hoot racial stereotyping is.
banned#12
good one!!!!!:-D
#13
why wouldn't the two italian men speak to each other in italian and not english
#14
good joke :)
#15
Like it:-D
#16
Jamaican maybe??:whistling:
#17
chesso
Jamaican maybe??:whistling:


More like Russian yes :?
banned#18
EssDub
Yeah very funny. Johnny Foreigner can't speak English properly. What a hoot racial stereotyping is.




Why thats just terrible! Fancy labelling them "Johnny Foreigner"!!!!

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