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Not had a poo in 5 days!

Hugh Jass! Avatar
5y, 11m agoPosted 5 years, 11 months ago
Any advice?
Hugh Jass! Avatar
5y, 11m agoPosted 5 years, 11 months ago
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banned 1 Like #1
Panic.
#2
theres stuff you buy from the chemist...looks and tastes like syrup..will think what its called
#3
put your hand up your bum and have a root around
4 Likes #4
Phone the coastguard when it starts to shift.
#5
Will get some tomorrow...feel so run down
1 Like #6
Eat 3 prunes and post back.
#7
cannyscot
Phone the coastguard when it starts to shift.
No one on duty with all these cut backs!
1 Like #8
on a related note im logging off, going for a poo then to bed LOL night!
3 Likes #9
you know what......

s**t happens.....
#10
love it
numptyj
on a related note im logging off, going for a poo then to bed LOL night!
#12
Who put those tags up ^^^^
#13
WOW, like we really wana know that!!
1 Like #15
lactulose solution, quick and painless, white bottle blue lid, you usually have to ask for it, used to use it when pregnant
#16
ducolax is brill but dont plan to leave the house for awhile cause once it takes hold its dead legs as ur there for awhile :)
1 Like #17
Taking your head out might help
1 Like #18
it's no wonder your ass is so big :p
1 Like #19
Movicol.
Prunes.
Lots of fruit.
Bran flakes.
Drink lots and lots of water.
If it gets to a week or so see your doctor.
Trust me, try all the above first, the doctors alternative may be the worst thing you will experience in a long time.
2 Likes #20
don't believe you mate you are full of crap
[helper]#21
Picolax......a couple of sachets of that and your in Squirt city.......
banned#22
OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.

So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?
#23
this thread is ****
#24
X)...
#25
bossyboots
this thread is ****

OMG bossy, I wasn't expecting that from you oO
[helper]#26
JonnyTwoToes
Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?

Yeah - would you like to borrow my baseball bat? X)
#27
dig it out with a stick or get some sapositries..if thats hw you spell it, asda will sell them over the counter without prescription, i had same problem a few months ago and turned up at 4 in he morning for them!!
#28
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/azngyrl215/GIF/0140.gif
banned#29
gari189
JonnyTwoToes
Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?

Yeah - would you like to borrow my baseball bat? X)


That's a curve ball yah? <-----click!


Edited By: JonnyTwoToes on Dec 16, 2010 23:21
1 Like #30
woddle1000
dig it out with a stick or get some sapositries..if thats hw you spell it, asda will sell them over the counter without prescription, i had same problem a few months ago and turned up at 4 in he morning for them!!


Those suppositories!!

For all the good they were I'd have been as well shoving them up my a***!
#31
PraxxtorCruel
bossyboots
this thread is ****


OMG bossy, I wasn't expecting that from you oO



sometimes I do say that word that sounds like sheet but with an e on the end, and replacing the double ee with an "i"

X)
banned#32
bossyboots
PraxxtorCruel
bossyboots
this thread is ****


OMG bossy, I wasn't expecting that from you oO



sometimes I do say that word that sounds like sheet but with an e on the end, and replacing the double ee with an "i"

X)


Gee. That's pretty clever for you.
banned#33
JonnyTwoToes
OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?

Please, please, please join my clique.

Lickage will be permitted (_;)
banned#34
DLM
JonnyTwoToes
OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?


Please, please, please join my clique.

Lickage will be permitted (_;)


Do you think the mods are chavs, or they are just exploiting them?
Either way, there's got to be a European Law for Chav Rights being singled out here?
#35
Let us know when it comes out !!!................:D
banned#36
JonnyTwoToes
DLM
JonnyTwoToes
OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?
Please, please, please join my clique.Lickage will be permitted (_;)
Do you think the mods are chavs, or they are just exploiting them?Either way, there's got to be a European Law for Chav Rights being singled out here?

I think Jeremy Kyle might be sponsoring this site these days :{
banned#37
My new hens are definitely not constipated.

Get some porridge down you OP (_;)
1 Like #38
cheer up my bottom is sore not yours
JonnyTwoToes
OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.

So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?
banned#39
It rhymes!

Hugh needs a poo 8)
#40
DLM
JonnyTwoToes
OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?


Please, please, please join my clique.

Lickage will be permitted (_;)


awww saw your new chat thread disappeared :(

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