An oldy but goody to start the ball rolling:
An inflatable boy lives in his inflatable house with his inflatable mum and dad. His inflatable mum and dad are always giving him a hard time... and one day he cracks.....He pulls out his inflatable knife and stabs his inflatable mum and dad.. then he runs off. He finds himself at his inflatable school, and stood in the inflatable entrance is the inflatable headmaster. Straight away the inflatable headmaster starts having a go at him.
"That's it!" he thought, and he pulls out his inflatable knife and stabs the inflatable headmaster. As he runs off he stabs the inflatable school and then runs back home and hides in his inflatable bedroom.
Soon he hears sirens and the inflatable police turn up in their inflatable cars. He hears them calling to him through their inflatable megaphones and thinks... "I have no choice"
He pulls out his inflatable knife and stabs himself.
In the morning he wakes up and finds himself in the inflatable hospital with the inflatable headmaster stood over him saying......
" You've let your mum and dad down, you've let me down, you've let the school down.... but worst of all..... you've let yourself down!"