WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives , They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like Bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather , Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You want One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, thick, & they usually head straight for your hips.
6. Men are like adverts ,You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. pension funds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara , They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ,You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Sorry if its been posted before but it made me giggle :)