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NSFW - Shop at Asda? Check your Bananas.

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A family has fled their home after finding dozens of the world's deadliest spider crawling out of a bunch of ASDA bananas. Forklift truck driver Ashley Gamble said his partner Sophia Newcombe was u… Read More
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10m, 5d agoPosted 10 months, 5 days ago
A family has fled their home after finding dozens of the world's deadliest spider crawling out of a bunch of ASDA bananas.

Forklift truck driver Ashley Gamble said his partner Sophia Newcombe was unpacking shopping when she noticed a small, white cocoon on the side of the bananas and dropped them in panic.

Dozens of Brazilian wandering spiders - among the most venomous in the world - then began falling out.

Mr Gamble said he tried to use a hoover to suck up the arachnids - but fears they some may have escaped.

"It was like something out of a horror movie," he told The Sun.

The spider, also known as the Banana spider or Armed spider, can cause long and painful erections in males, followed by death, within a matter of hours.

A potent neurotoxin in the venom can also cause abdominal cramps, hypothermia, blurred vision and convulsions.

While the poisonous arachnids are found throughout South America, particularly in Brazil, they have also been known to hitch a ride to North America and Europe among bunches of bananas.
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10m, 5d agoPosted 10 months, 5 days ago
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#2
This you can be worried about
but daddy long legs ? ffs
#3
'Can cause long painful erections' bloody hell, I best keep an eye on my undies. I'd hate to be deliberately targeted.
1 Like #5
I always said bananas were evil.
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moneysavingkitten
I always said bananas were evil.
I hope they don't find anything amongst apples, pears, strawberries or melons. I'm stuffed then :D
6 Likes #7
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moneysavingkitten
I always said bananas were evil.
I hope they don't find anything amongst apples, pears, strawberries or melons. I'm stuffed then :D

As long as there are no pizza, Redbull or Pie d'Angloys spiders, I think I'll be just fine :D
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moneysavingkitten
I always said bananas were evil.
I hope they don't find anything amongst apples, pears, strawberries or melons. I'm stuffed then :D
You'll be alright, unless there is a horse hidden in there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Was_an_Old_Lady_Who_Swallowed_a_Fly
#9
i love the name Armed Spider X)

wonder if it means
https://49.media.tumblr.com/ce510b1e547e964a4fd3b71029326bea/tumblr_mgho4zKAKB1rajruqo1_400.gif

or
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/c/ce/MatrixMP5K-1.jpg/600px-MatrixMP5K-1.jpg

either way i think we should just
http://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_original/9/9/1/7580199.jpg
#11
This is why I dont buy anything from further afield then greece and germany.
#12
See what trying to eat healthy does for you ;)
#13
These could be in any bananas, not just limited to ASDA.
(Just to put worried minds at ease)
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Error440
This is why I dont buy anything from further afield then greece and germany.


You go to a field, then Greece?
#15
Don't buy Fairtrade crap!!!
#16
FFS :(
#17
Oneday77
'Can cause long painful erections' bloody hell, I best keep an eye on my undies. I'd hate to be deliberately targeted.

I'll be fine. It couldn't get past the first stage.
#18
not a nice thought, that means they could be in anywhere in the shop if some have already hatched.

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